Dancing with the Stars, 8 p.m. ABC
FYI to the creatives behind “DWTS”: I’m rapidly running out of reasons to watch this season. Initially I tuned in to check on Valerie Harper’s health. I kept watching for the satisfaction of seeing Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi thrown off the show. Last week, my final reason for watching—the eye-candy known as Brant Daugherty—was eliminated. I was consoled by Cher’s giant feather hat/wig, but seriously, I don’t know how much more of Bill Engvall I can take.
Love It or List It, 9 p.m., HGTV
Before HGTV started bulking up their programing with so many Canadian home improvement shows, did anyone know what the phrase “en suite” meant, or ever shorten the word “renovation” to “reno”? Full story for BostonGlobe.com subscribers.