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A Tom Brady tell-all? (It's The Onion.)
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The folks over at the satirical The Onion Sports Network report that New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady has written a memoir titled, "Tom Brady: A Life Of Joy And Painlessness."
The article goes on to spoof the imagined memoir, including a faux representative from a publisher, who says:
"From the highest highs of winning two NFL MVP awards and marrying a Brazilian supermodel, to the more moderate highs of being a record-setting quarterback for the University of Michigan, this memoir is very personal and doesn't hold back," said Bryce Joplin, a representative from the book's publisher, Hyperion, adding that Tom Brady: A Life Of Joy And Painlessness goes on sale Tuesday.
The fake book reveals what Brady is like off the field: "a constant winner who is also a good-looking millionaire."
If Brady ever writes a memoir, would you buy it? I doubt it would be a "tell-all" book.
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