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A Tom Brady tell-all? (It's The Onion.)

Posted by Delia Cabe  December 11, 2011 11:01 AM

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The folks over at the satirical The Onion Sports Network report that New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady has written a memoir titled, "Tom Brady: A Life Of Joy And Painlessness."

The article goes on to spoof the imagined memoir, including a faux representative from a publisher, who says:

"From the highest highs of winning two NFL MVP awards and marrying a Brazilian supermodel, to the more moderate highs of being a record-setting quarterback for the University of Michigan, this memoir is very personal and doesn't hold back," said Bryce Joplin, a representative from the book's publisher, Hyperion, adding that Tom Brady: A Life Of Joy And Painlessness goes on sale Tuesday.

The fake book reveals what Brady is like off the field: "a constant winner who is also a good-looking millionaire."

If Brady ever writes a memoir, would you buy it? I doubt it would be a "tell-all" book.

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Delia Cabe's work has appeared in The Boston Globe Magazine, Boston Magazine, Self, Prevention, Scientific American Presents, and other publications. In between posts, you can read Cabe's tweets at http://twitter.com/#!/DeliaCabe, More »

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