JOHNNIE'S NEW CARTOON CAPTION THREAD

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    JOHNNIE'S NEW CARTOON CAPTION THREAD

    Hey everybody i just wanted a new place to post the cartoons and my awesome captions. I should a won this week byt they gypped me again. Heres the cartoon and the winners:

     

    WinnerI finally got a good parking spot and I'm not moving. 
    Paul Brass, Ipswich
     

    A blizzard beats a cyclone any day.
    Casali, Scituate

    I think I found Nemo!
    Karen Jackson, Boston

    If you see Jim Cantore, tell him to bring some Doritos.
    Scott Tredwell, Advance, NC

    Welcome to New England! You must be from out of town.
    Joe Doran, Stoughton

    This is great after a week on a Carnival cruise ship.
    Jack Callahan, Beverly 


    Hey, if you REALLY wanna 'live dangerously'...Kelly’s is across the street. 
    Greg Curist, Danvers
     
    Groundhog said it would be an early Spring! 
    Matt Shea, Longmeadow
     
    What a great beach day! No crowds!
    Andrea Ferry, Rockland
     
    The Nemo special at Kelly's is wicked good!
    Jay Sugarman, Newton
     
    I'm training to be an L Street Brownie!
    Maureen O'Leary, Bridgewater
     
    My wife thinks I'm out shoveling!
    Johnnie Martinelli, Quincy
     
    What's a guy to do? All the flights were cancelled!
    Jerry Palmer, Portsmouth, RI
     
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    YAY!!!

     
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    In response to Laughing_Penguin's comment:

    "LOOKS LIKE MENINO FORGOT TO CALL JAMES BROWN!"




    OHMYGOD, I just spit out my lunch.

     

    9-1-1 is a joke in your town.

     
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    Welcome back, Johnnie

    Nice to make your acquaintance again

    Youre as handsome as ever, I see

    The judges refusal to recognize your talent and award you the first place prize you deserve is an ongoing scandal IMO and a black mark on the Boston Globe

    Fortunately the Globe is up for sale. The first thing the new owners need to do after buying the paper is to fire these incompetent fools and replace them with judges who know what the F they are doing

    In the meantime, keep up the good work

     
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    I'll see if I can work on a flaming penguin when I get to work.

     
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    Hello again every body! They finally honored me again with another caption win and I wanted to share it with all of you. 

    WinnerI'm definitely going to Tweet something about this! 
    Johnnie Martinelli, Quincy

    I also had an honorable mention which I actually thought should be the co-winner:

    I'm really not a 'big fan' of this. 
    Johnnie Martinelli, Quincy

    I can't wait to caption this week's cartoon!

     

     

     
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    In response to Whoa_Its_MacGyver's comment:

    First of all, why is the Bruins Superman like 30 times the size of the other people? I thought the whole bit was that he could blend in as Boston Clark Kent and then change into a superhero, it's gonna be hard to fit in as a beat reporter if he's 24 feet tall.



     

    Maybe he is much closer and the other people are waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay in the background

     
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    Is that from a movie, or something?

     
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    Turkey WHAT?

     
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    "This superhero's weakness is Shawtonite" or something

     
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    For a second, I thought that was Nicolas Cage.

     
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    In response to Whoa_Its_MacGyver's comment:

    Okay, I'm trying to get past the fact that his chin is like a Weapon of Cunnilingual Destruction, he can lick the hood while achieving 5 inches penetration AND HIS HAND NEVER NEEDS TO DO ANYTHING (at least at the front door).



    GO ON.

     
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    In response to super10v's comment:

    For a second, I thought that was Nicolas Cage.




    I lost my hand.  I grew back another one.

     
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