Biv Day 5 (Jour de RoyBiv)

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    Biv Day 5 (Jour de RoyBiv)

    Bon soir, mesdames et messieurs. Je m'appelle Wildo (aka AcheNot)

    Bienvenue! How do you do?

    Well, it's that time of year again: Time to celebrate another great RoyGBiv Appreciation Day. This is the fifth installment of this much beloved annual event, and it will be taking place like it always does - live and in it's entirety - right here at this dumb message board on Sunday July 14, 2013. (That's tomorrow)

    As usual, youre all invited to attend. As expected, none of you will bother to show up. That's okay though. We're used to a low turnout around here. We have fun regardless. Or at least I do anyway

    Please note the date: July 14th, which makes this the first ever Bastille Day edition of the RGBAD. Francophiles and Biv Fanatics from across the nation and around the world are teaming up this year to throw the biggest internet party ever. And it's all for our good friend, the amazing Mr RoyGBiv

    Vive le danderieux!

    Special guest appearance by Morgan White Jr of Boston who will be playing Biv Trivia with everyone
    Sample Question: What is Roy's most popular nickname in France?
    Answer: Le Grande Nez de M erde...

    HAHAHA!

    Sorry. I apologize for laughing at my own joke. I know that is bad form, but sometimes I just cant help myself:)

    But anyway, folks

    One more thing to tell you before I go: Fresh hors doeuvres provided as always by our good friends at Johnny's Lunch of Reidville, home of the famous Biv Plate Special (Le Plat Special de Biv)

    Okay, that's it for today. See you tomorrow, I hope. Until then:
    Au revoir et abientot
    Pax et amour
    Liberte, Egalite, Fraternite...RoyGBiv-ite

    I leave you now with the Biv Day Opening Number titled "Doo Wah Dandy" which is a song parody based on Manfred Mann's "Doo Wah Diddy". Hope you like it



    There he was just a'walkin' down the street
    Singin' doo wah dandy dandy dumb danderoo
    Freakiest brownnose that youre ever gonna meet
    Singin' doo wah dandy dandy dumb danderoo

    He looks weird (looks weird)
    He acts dumb (acts dumb)
    He looks weird, he acts dumb
    Bet he tries to smooch your bum

    But we love dandy, yo, believe me that's for real
    Singin' doo wah dandy dandy dumb danderoo
    And we're so happy that it's Biv Day de Bastille
    Singing' doo wah dandy dandy dumb danderoo

    Well, hip hip (hip hip)
    HOO-ray (HOO-ray)
    Hip hip HOO-ray
    Join the party sil vous plait

    Whoa oh, oh yeah
    Doo wah dandy dandy dumb danderoo
    I'm singin'
    Doo wah dandy dandy dumb danderoo
    Oh, dandy
    Doo wah dandy dandy dumb danderoo

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    B...iv's
    A...mazing
    S...lurping
    T...echnique
    I...s
    L...egendary!
    L...et's
    E...xpress

    D...andy
    A...ppreciation,
    Y...o!

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    Song title: I Wanna See RoyBiv Day
    Song title (en Francais): Je Voux Voir Jour de RoyBiv
    Song parodied: I Wanna Be Sedated
    Original Artist: The Ramones
    Youtube link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mra-AaweE-c
    Special note: None



    Twenty, twenty, twenty-four hours to blow
    I wanna see RoyBiv Day
    It's somethin' to do, a place to go, oh
    I wanna see RoyBiv Day

    Just get me to the party
    It's where I wanna be
    Hurry, hurry, hurry
    The RGBAD
    Aint no one gonna be there
    But that's okay with me

    Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

    Twenty, twenty, twenty-four hours to blow
    I wanna see RoyBiv Day
    It's somethin' to do, a place to go, oh
    I wanna see RoyBiv Day

    Just get me to the party
    And make it licky-split
    Hurry, hurry, hurry
    Before I throw a fit
    RoyBiv aint gonna be there
    But I dont give a ****

    Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

    Bamp bamp ba bamp, ba bamp bamp ba bamp
    I wanna see RoyBiv Day
    Bamp bamp ba bamp, ba bamp bamp ba bamp
    I wanna see RoyBiv Day
    Bamp bamp ba bamp, ba bamp bamp ba bamp
    I wanna see RoyBiv Day
    Bamp bamp ba bamp, ba bamp bamp ba bamp
    I wanna see RoyBiv Day


     

     
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      Gilles Marini

     
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    He was mean to Marilyn Monroe.

    "A man can have two, maybe three love affairs while he's married. After that it's cheating." -- Yves Montand


         Though regarded by many fans as a Frenchman through and through, Yves Montand was actually born in Italy, just outside Florence.

     
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    I should have thought of GM and given him some sort of role at the party. Damnit. Too late now. I forgot about him

    Oh, well

    Thank you for including him, Robin

     
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    That is some quote attributed to YM. I wonder if someone wrote it for him, or if he actually came up with it himself. It is tres amusing

     
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    In response to AcheNot's comment:

     

    That is some quote attributed to YM. I wonder if someone wrote it for him, or if he actually came up with it himself. It is tres amusing


    That's how the French think, LOL

    Catherine Deneuve                    

    Born: October 22, 1943 Birthplace: Paris, France Catherine Deneuve is a French actress known for her roles in Repulsion (1965), Belle de jour (1967), and The Hunger (1983).

     
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    A message from Cosmo the Deer on the occasion of RoyGBiv Appreciation Day V:



    Hey, where are the salt licks?
    I was told there'd be salt licks at this thing
    What the hell?
    Invite me to a party and no salt licks?
    That's insane

    Screw you, Wildo!
    Some host you turn out to be

    Your songs suck too
    They all sound the same
    No wonder no one ever goes to your parties anymore
    Pfffft!!

     
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    Wow. Madame Deneuve is going to be 70 on her next birthday? That cant be true. I refuse to believe it

    70 is almost too old to qualify for OBN/MGAA benefits

    Mon, dieu!

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    Song title: Life is Like RoyBiv Day, My Friend
    Song title (en francais): La Vie Est Comme Jour de RoyBiv, Mon Ami
    ong parodied: Cabaret
    Original artist: Liza Minnelli
    Youtube link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moOamKxW844
    Special note: This may seem like an odd choice for Bastille/Biv Day, but sobeit




    What good is moping
    When youre feeling blue?
    Come hear the Biv songs play
    Life is like RoyBiv Day, my friend
    Come to the RoyBiv Day

    No use in fretting
    When youre in a stew
    Things will turn out okay
    Life is like RoyBiv Day, my friend
    Come to the RoyBiv Day

    Come feel the love
    And share the joy
    Youre gonna have a blast
    Dont miss it
    Bring your butt
    RoyBiv will kiss it

    Dont feel unhappy
    Your troubles are through
    Good times are on the way
    Life is like RoyBiv Day, my friend
    I hope this day wont ever end
    I love you, RoyBiv D-a-a-a-a-y

     
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    Rare RoyBiv sighting. That's him on the right. His nose has been digitally removed to protect his anonymity:


                       

     
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    Below is an original poem written especially for Biv Day V. Somewhere within it is a not-so-hidden message

    First person to correctly identify the hidden message wins the grand prize: A vegetarian Party Platter delivered to his/her place of residence by Johnny himself of Johnny's Lunch of Reidville, home of the famous Biv Plate Special

    (If no one wins, I keep the platter for myself)

    Thank you and good luck



    Bravo to all Biv fans who show appreciation
    Roy Dandy is a hero and leader of our "Nation"
    Only true fanatics get choked with real emotion
    When dandy sticks his nose in...deep! (Just like the ocean)
    No one does it better; Nobody, near as handy
    Nope, no one in this whole wide world slurps it quite like dandy
    On Biv day there'll be singing and lots of fun and laughter
    Sharing love for our great pal (Who'll swab us soon thereafter)
    Everyone, now shout his name: DANDY DANDEROO, yeah!
    RoyGBiv, you da man. Glory hallelujah!

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    You keep sayin' Roy does nothing for you
    Someone you dont like, just a hick
    Roy's been smoochin' where he's always been a'smoochin'
    And someone else is gettin' all his licks

    RoyBiv was made for slurpin'
    And that's just what he'll do
    One of these days RoyBiv
    Is gonna slurp all over you

    You keep yappin' when you shouldnt be yappin'
    And you keep chirpin' when you oughta not chirp
    Roy' been freakin' where he's always been a'freakin'
    And when the time is right, he'll give you your slurp

    RoyBiv was made for slurpin'
    And that's just what he'll do
    One of these days RoyBiv
    Is gonna slurp all over you

    Youve been sulkin' when you oughta be swingin'
    And you keep thinkin' your bum'll never get kissed (ha!)
    Roy just scoped out a brand new bunch of buttholes, yeah
    From what I hear, your bum made his list


    RoyBiv was made for slurpin'
    And that's just what he'll do
    One of these days RoyBiv
    Is gonna slurp all over you

    Are you ready, Biv?
    Start slurpin'!


     
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    Mom, look at Robin. How elegant is she in her brown dress tonight? Isnt it beautiful?


    Yes, lovely. Is it a Michael Kors? Robin has a real sense of style. I like her. She's the lone standout at this dreary party...Meanwhile Wildo looks like he's dressed for Nantasket Beach


    Yeah, I know. Who does he think he is in those surfer shorts? Kelly Slater?



    Eww. Cosmo the Deer dresses better than Wildo. Probably smells better too


    That reminds me, Mom. Dont forget to check for ticks before you go to bed tonight, okay?


    Yes, Melissa...

     
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    LOL!
     I looked up Kelly Slater, he's an interesting guy.

    Slater competing at the US Open at Huntington Beach(2011).

     

    I had a surfboard when I was a teenager, a lot of fun, great exercise.

     
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    FILE - This Oct. 24, 2012 file photo shows actors Olivier Martinez, left, and Halle Berry at the Los Angeles premiere of Berry's film, "Cloud Atlas," in the Hollywood section of Los Angeles. Berry has married Martinez at a weekend ceremony in a church near a chateau in France's Burgundy region. The owner of the Chateau de Vallery, where the couple stayed with their 60 guests, said on Sunday July 14, 2013, that the betrothal a day earlier ended with a dinner and fireworks display. (Photo by Todd Williamson/Invision/AP, File)

    FILE - This Oct. 24, 2012 file photo shows actors Olivier Martinez, left, and Halle …

    PARIS (AP)Halle Berry married her fiancé, French actor Olivier Martinez, in a weekend ceremony in a village church where princes are buried in France's Burgundy region.

    Ache, it's been a lovely party, as usual.   I have to go get ready for Bradley at 10p.

    Nighty-night

     
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    Since there was no winner tonight, I get to keep the Vegetarian Platter (please see below) for myself

    (Just deliver it to my house tomorrow, Johnny, okay? Any time after 6 please)


    Here is the solution:


    B...ravo to all Biv fans who show appreciation
    R...oy Dandy is a hero and leader of our "Nation"
    O...nly true fanatics get choked with real emotion
    W...hen dandy sticks his nose in...deep! (Just like the ocean)
    N...o one does it better; Nobody, near as handy

    N...ope, no one in this whole wide world slurps it quite like dandy
    O...n Biv day there'll be singing and lots of fun and laughter
    S...haring love for our great pal (Who'll swab us soon thereafter)
    E...veryone, now shout his name: DANDY DANDEROO, yeah!
    R...oyGBiv, you da man. Glory hallelujah!

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    That's Olivier Martinez, huh? Hmmm. Either I havent seen him in a very long time, or else he has aged rapidly. He looks like an OG to me in that picture. I never would have guessed it was him

    Thanks for adding a touch of class and elegance to the party, Robin. Joan and Melissa clearly like your style. As do William and I



    Here is a tiny portion of Johnny's Platter that you missed out on. Nice, huh?

    Please send my best to Mr Jay


     
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    Song title: Hey, danderoo del, How Does it Smell?
    Song title (en francais): Hey, danderoo del, omment il Sentir?
    Song parodied: Bungalow Bill
    Original artists: The Beatles
    Youtube link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqh1nkv2lO4
    Special note: This is at least the 9th Beatles song that has been turned into a FBS. Might even be ten now. I'd have to stop and think. Next closest are Willie Nelson and Elvis with two apiece. How 'bout that?



    Hey, danderoo del
    How does it smell
    Danderoo del?
    Hey, danderoo del
    How does it smell
    Danderoo del?

    He went out butthole hunting, yeah, or so the story goes
    He was so passionate. He loved it, I suppose
    There was no secret where he loved to stick his nose

    (Everybody sing!)

    Hey, danderoo del
    How does it smell
    Danderoo del?
    Hey, danderoo del
    How does it smell
    Danderoo del?

    Deep down the crevice where the mighty assmounds verge
    Del stuck his nose in cuz he cant resist the urge
    He looked so happy when his nose did full submerge

    (Everybody sing!)

    Hey, danderoo del
    How does it smell
    Danderoo del?
    Hey, danderoo del
    How does it smell
    Danderoo del?

    The Biv fans asked him whether kissing butt was smart
    The question humored him and gave him quite a start
    He did not answer, he just winked and blew a f art

    (Everybody sing!)

    Hey, danderoo del
    How does it smell
    Danderoo del?
    Hey, danderoo del
    How does it smell
    Danderoo del?


     
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    Toytrumpet at her keyboard today enjoying a schadenfreude moment as she witnesses yet another sparsely attended RGBAD

    "OBN still number one around here, Wildo! Dont you forget it. And I am still its Queen! Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!"

     

     
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    I now declare the celebration of RoyGBiv Appreciation Day V to be closed

    And in accordance with tradition, I call upon all Biv fanatics from across the nation and around the world to assemble once again six months from now at this same dumb message board to celebrate the RoyGBiv Winter Freak Festival III (the Danderoo Me One More Time/Once Is Never Enough edition)

    Thank you, everyone

    Good night

    And God bless Mr RoyGBiv...wherever you are

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    root canal


    Hi Ache, just wanted to check in.  I hope you are enjoying your summer.

    I was, until I discovered that I need a root canal Yell

    It's okay though, I found a very nice odontist, and he's easy on the eyes too!

    This is my first one (root canal), I'll be glad when it's over.

     

     
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    re: dental care


     Word to the wise,  If your dentist wants to crown/cap an old tooth, make sure they are very good at what they do, or get another opinion, you may need a root canal first.

    I was told by a dental tech that it is very common to end up needing a root canal soon after, because they drill too close to the nerve.  Happens all the time.

    That is what happened to me, I had the crown done a couple of months ago...nothing but pain and discomfort, and now this.

    Live and learn!

     

     
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    Hi, Robin

    Ive never had a root canal done, but I dont think they are as tortuous as they used to be. At least that is my understanding. So dont worry

    I read through the shy thread this week. That book you recommended looks interesting

    I consider myself to be a shy person, but around people I know, I am quite an extrovert, so I dont know how a professional would classify me exactly


     

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