WWIII: Still failing to start.
posted at 5/4/2011 9:50 PM EDT
WWIII fails to start. posted at 7/6/2010 2:18 PM EDT | |
| | Teusday.
July 6, 2010.
Somewhere near Iran.
In a blistering spurt of inaction, World War III has again failed to ignite the world in an inferno of misery.
Over the past few weeks, reports of fleet rotations that were suspiciously routine caused some American citizens to fear that World War III would soon break out.
"They told us we were going over at 1000, then 1400, and then the *ssholes put it off again," complained Commander Arkeen. Usually, when the United States intends to unexpectedly invade a country, it attempts to hide troop movements from enemy intelligence. But in this instance, explained Arkeen, "we have to remain idle in order to give the impression that this is a routine exercise."
This reporter passes another listless day of World War III not happening by participating in suspicious lifeboat release and capture exercises. Anonymous sources claim that the rope allegedly used to tie the boats is crafted from an experimental and super-secret nano-thermite weave, which could prove useful in arming remote control mullosks with nuclear warheads.
Others beg to disagree. "The complete lack of any evidence that World War III is about to begin is proof that David Rockefeller will force Israel to start World War III so that he and his band of aging bankers can take over the world. Sheep only see an ordinary fleet rotation here. But they will suffer when we try them for treason. You just wait and see!" explained a source, who requested to remain anonymous out of fear that the flesh eating bunny rabbits will find his new bunker.
Readers are requested to contact this paper if any untoward mushroom clouds are observed. |
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Boston-boy and/or Alex Jones... please explain what happened with that regular ship rotation near Iran that was supposed to be preparations for WWIII.
Maybe it was a typo? 2011 instead?
Bilderberg took a year off?
Re: WWIII: Still failing to start.
posted at 5/4/2011 10:15 PM EDT
- topaz978
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It is amazing. The end of all days is niegh. We merely sit like sheep for the last XX years waiting. This is pathetic the post prophets must begin post haste to hasten the end of days. After 25 years I am still waiting. Sorry to say I also aged in the process. I may well die before the end of days and miss all the whitty commentary from alex and company. Come on we can do it if we all believe!!! I though the end of days was $4 a gallon gas. I was sooo disapointed when I still had to pay. $2000 dollar an ounce gold went by and my bank still has money in it.
Re: WWIII: Still failing to start.
posted at 5/6/2011 12:56 PM EDT
It's going to be funny when gold drops right back down.
Re: WWIII: Still failing to start.
posted at 5/6/2011 6:48 PM EDT
- skeeter20
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Obama must be bummed. All this effort to try to collapse the economy and bring about a new world order through violence,and ... nothing.
IT'S HARDER THAN IT LOOKS!
Re: WWIII: Still failing to start.
posted at 5/6/2011 7:15 PM EDT
- Reubenhop
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Re: WWIII: Still failing to start.:
Obama must be bummed. All this effort to try to collapse the economy and bring about a new world order through violence,and ... nothing. IT'S HARDER THAN IT LOOKS!
Posted by skeeter20
Thanks for adding to the satire.
Re: WWIII: Still failing to start.
posted at 5/7/2011 6:38 AM EDT
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In Response to Re: WWIII: Still failing to start. : Thanks for adding to the satire.
Posted by Reubenhop
HEY! I'm serious.
(kidding)
But, on a serious note, the world seems to always be in turmoil, yet it still moves forward. I have become aware that killing off the hope that humans have, their generally positive outlook towards the future is harder than it looks. My take is that if your frame of reference is only what you can see, feel, or hear, and does not go beyond into some sort of positive spiritual expereince, the world does indeed look bleak.
Re: WWIII: Still failing to start.
posted at 5/7/2011 7:09 AM EDT
- Reubenhop
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Re: WWIII: Still failing to start.:
In Response to Re: WWIII: Still failing to start. : HEY! I'm serious. (kidding) But, on a serious note, the world seems to always be in turmoil, yet it still moves forward. I have become aware that killing off the hope that humans have, their generally positive outlook towards the future is harder than it looks. My take is that if your frame of reference is only what you can see, feel, or hear, and does not go beyond into some sort of positive spiritual expereince, the world does indeed look bleak.
Posted by skeeter20
It depends on the spiritual experience. I see billboards on the highways where some church is predicting the end of the world. Talk about bleak...
Re: WWIII: Still failing to start.
posted at 5/9/2011 9:41 AM EDT
WWIII: Still failing to start.
It better start soon or my investments in the military industrial complex are going to be worthless.
Re: WWIII: Still failing to start.
posted at 5/11/2011 4:14 PM EDT
Somewhere near iran...
Oh. Sorry, false alarm.
Re: WWIII: Still failing to start.
posted at 5/12/2011 7:32 AM EDT
That's one way to end global warming. Better get algore on this pronto.
Re: WWIII: Still failing to start.
posted at 5/17/2011 11:42 AM EDT
and waiting
Re: WWIII: Still failing to start.
posted at 5/17/2011 1:37 PM EDT
- Reubenhop
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Will WIII help or hinder Darth Cheney creating the Galactic Empire for the benefit of the Bilderberg Elite and the Dark Side of the Force?
Re: WWIII: Still failing to start.
posted at 5/17/2011 7:35 PM EDT
It will start Saturday !
Re: WWIII: Still failing to start.
posted at 5/17/2011 8:34 PM EDT
- Reubenhop
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It will start Saturday !
Posted by Sistersledge
Then I will mow the lawn on Sunday. Might get out of it that way.
Re: WWIII: Still failing to start.
posted at 5/17/2011 9:07 PM EDT
I own sheep. They eat the grass and I get a tax break !
Re: WWIII: Still failing to start.
posted at 5/18/2011 12:33 AM EDT
- topaz978
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I saw two dogs fighting, could this be the start? Or maybe next week. Are the NBA finals done yet?
Re: WWIII: Still failing to start.
posted at 5/18/2011 12:38 AM EDT
- topaz978
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WWIII: Still failing to start. It better start soon or my investments in the military industrial complex are going to be worthless.
Posted by StalkingButler
The GM return looks better than 5 bill. But the end of days will still make it worthless so sell stock. Buy a really sweet corner of paradise and sever all bills. that way if it does not happen you can fight for survival without going to court.
Re: WWIII: Still failing to start.
posted at 5/18/2011 8:59 AM EDT
- jeffsuzuki
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But it has started; the media has been suppressing the story. Every major city in the US has been devastated, only you won't see the videos on CNN or Fox, infiltrated as they are by liberal arch conservatives.
Just you wait. The world will end on the 21st, and none of the regular news outlets will report it. You'll only get the real story on the internet.
Re: WWIII: Still failing to start.
posted at 5/24/2011 9:54 PM EDT
I guess the fleet needs to leave Iran and head for China....and/or become airborne and head over to Pakistan... in light of the more recent thread about a media blackout of an "ultimatum"....
Re: WWIII: Still failing to start.
posted at 6/1/2011 7:11 PM EDT
- miscricket
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Re: WWIII: Still failing to start.:
Somewhere near iran... Oh. Sorry, false alarm.
Posted by WhatDoYouWantNow
Too funny....!
Re: WWIII: Still failing to start.
posted at 6/2/2011 3:27 PM EDT
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Re: WWIII: Still failing to start.:
That's one way to end global warming. Better get algore on this pronto.
Posted by StalkingButler
Make no mistake, it is coming. The progs don't get it--the old ignorance is bliss.
· "Real inflation rate almost 10%?" by Bob Unruh, on how the U.S. government is "on trajectory to crush the middle class within 5 years"· "12 signs of hyperinflation" – on how rampant inflation will destroy the American dollar, which used to be "as good as gold"· "Obituary: The U.S. dollar is dead" --the Federal Reserve sees no choice but to inflate the money supply· "Tangible investments … that lick your hand" --answering the question: With dollars losing their value, what's the best place for your money?· "Is Obama really 'in over his head'?" -- "No, his objective from Day 1 has been to punish those who are prosperous"
Re: WWIII: Still failing to start.
posted at 6/6/2011 11:51 AM EDT
Re: WWIII: Still failing to start.
posted at 6/27/2011 3:04 PM EDT
In Response to
This is the kind of news released late on a Friday, while the sheep watch the ball game:
Stay tuned for; a major multi-faceted false flag attack, bringing massive unrest of “Mad Max” proportions, where the sheep will beg for and receive a declaration of martial law, and the next phase of globalization of our once sovereign nation.
Posted by OrwellsNightmare
As you can see, Grim, I'm still staying tuned for WWIII. You said the fleet sent in the ordinary course of rotations to waters near Iran last summer (or was it the summer before?) was about to start WWIII.
I suppose that was also fought and won during a ball game.
Re: WWIII: Still failing to start.
posted at 8/29/2011 12:56 PM EDT
Well Grimfandango, I mean... Barage-Bushama...
We've been waiting for more than a year since you told us WWIII was about to start, as based on your having read a trutherized article about an ordinary ship rotation near Iran....
...still waiting.
Oh. Also waiting for US sovereignty to be handed over to David Bilderberg or Xenu or whoever it was is always just about but not quite able to destroy humanity.
Re: WWIII: Still failing to start.
posted at 8/29/2011 2:42 PM EDT
- skeeter20
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Well Grimfandango, I mean... Barage-Bushama... We've been waiting for more than a year since you told us WWIII was about to start, as based on your having read a trutherized article about an ordinary ship rotation near Iran.... ...still waiting. Oh. Also waiting for US sovereignty to be handed over to David Bilderberg or Xenu or whoever it was is always just about but not quite able to destroy humanity.
Posted by WhatDoYouWantNow
It has already started, there is just a media black-out. You don't think that was really a hurricane we had yesterday, do you? It was fallout from a secret weapon controlled by the Obama administration.
Yes, as fantastical as it may sound, Obama has taken over the Cheney weather machine!
