Re: Governor Bobby Jindal at Gridiron dinner
posted at 3/11/2013 1:52 PM EDT
But…what a difference a day makes…now some people have asked me if I intend to run for President in 2016?
And the answer is that I have no plans to run. I’ve made that clear, over and over again…in Iowa…in New Hampshire…and in South Carolina.
There is a reason I’ve got no plans to run.
I mean, come on. What chance does a skinny guy with a dark complexion and a funny name have to get elected president of the United States?
The truth is – I am too skinny to run. At least that’s what my friend Chris Christie keeps telling me.
Chris pointed out that my biceps are half the size of Obama’s guns. Not the president’s, Michelle’s.
You all don’t know this…but the President and I had the exact same campaign slogan years ago.
But unfortunately UPS sued both of us and made us stop using it…you remember our slogan– ‘what can brown do for you?’
Speaking of brown, I was hoping to see my good friend John Boehner here.
We go to the same tanning salon.
When I first went to congress, I would always get asked by friends –“hey, have you met my friend congressman so and so.”
So I of course responded – I don’t know, all white people look alike to me.