Re: the know it all
posted at 9/30/2010 2:01 PM EDT
In Response to Re: the know it all
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: the know it all : What are you so angry about all the time?
Posted by mikzor[/QUOTE]
He won't reply to your post so I'll answer for him.
He is angry all the time because:
1. His mom drank heavily during pregnancy which resulted in a child with a double-digit IQ. Hence his moniker RMiller87 - Miller being his mom's choice of beer and 87 his resultant IQ.
2. His favorite NHL team (the Scabs), once the class of the NHL, has become a team of cheap shot artists, petulant cry babies, degenerates and divers.
3. He wasn't hugged enough as a child. This is largely due to the fact that you can't hug something that is so fat you can't get your arms around it. Plus he smells funny. A combination of sweat and fatback. Pretty disgusting, really.
4. He has had only one friend in his life but ferrets only live for 8-10 years. Unfortunately Henri passed away prematurely after RMiller, while at a Scabs game, mistakely threw him on to the ice after a rare hat trick by a Scab player (during a loss, however), where he was knocked unconscious and then eaten by the Zamboni. An honest mistake as Henri often sat on his head. Poor Henri!
5. Due to the poor economy, he recenty was laid off from his job at the grocery store. I suspect they were just looking for an excuse to let him go as he never could tell the difference between paper and plastic.
There's more but I think you get the picture!