Re: For OlsonStephanie
posted at 6/13/2011 2:49 PM EDT
In Response to For OlsonStephanie
[QUOTE]A teacher asks her students if they're Bruins fans. All of the hands go up, except for one student. "Okay, Bobby, what team are you a fan of?" "The Canucks!" "Why's that?" "Well, my parents are both Canucks fans, so I'm a Canucks fan too." ... "That's not a good answer Bobby. If both your parents were morons, would you be a moron too?" "No, that would make me a Bruins fan!" GO CANUCKS GO!!!
Posted by WeCanKnockTheBruins[/QUOTE]
In court the other day there was a case regarding the custody of a small child.
The judge asked the boy, "do you want to live with your mother?"
He replied, "No I don't want to live with her because she beats me!".
The judge then asked, "Do you want to live with your father?"
The boy stated, "No he beats me too."
Finally the judge asked, "where do you want to live"
The child responded, "I want to live with the Montreal Canadiens!".
The judge asked, "Why do you want to live with the Montreal Canadiens?"
The boy exclaimed, "Because the Montreal Canadiens don't beat anybody!"