Headlines you'd really like to see

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    Even by typical August standards this August has been boring boring boring.

    I keep tuning into the forum here and TSN looking for that headline that would warm my heart.

    Here are 2 that I would like to see;

    Matt Cooke involved in car accident, receives severe concussion.

    and this one most of all

    Bruins trade Tim Thomas to Maple Leafs for their first and second round draft picks.
    subtitle: Thomas agrees to play for Leafs in 2013-14, Bruins to receive 2013 draft picks

    Anybody else have dream headlines they'd like to see come true?
     
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    In Response to Re: Headlines you'd really like to see:
    [QUOTE]"UFC president Dana White lures Ulf Samuelsson to Vegas for UFC fight. Gets Ulf in the ring not knowing Cam Neely is right behind them, White locks door as he sneaks out, Watch video!"
    "Phoenix moves to Quebec, Islanders move to Hamilton and Florida moves to Saskatchewan but Canadians still find reasons to hate Bettman"
     Tim Thomas gets rescued by bleeding heart liberal after getting stuck digging his doomsday cave. Suddenly Timmah remembers his Vermont days buys a pair of birkenstock's, starts eating granola and calls Chiarelli to let him know that he can't wait to play the Bruins after he is traded."
    Posted by SanDogBrewin[/QUOTE]

    Subtitle: "Atlantic Canada overlooked - again..."
     
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Headlines you'd really like to see : Subtitle: "Atlantic Canada overlooked - again..."
    Posted by Davinator[/QUOTE]

    First line of article:  Still not possessing enough people in close enough proximitiy anywhere in the region...
     
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    In Response to Re: Headlines you'd really like to see:[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Headlines you'd really like to see :  Bettman isn't the one steering the boat here! He's not the boss, he's the guinea pig to blame for failures of the owners. Drives me nuts when they blame Bettman for this garbage! Posted by NeelyOrrBourque[/QUOTE]

    Bettman is very smart, worked his way up the ranks in the NBA and now is the NHL board of directors errand boy. There is also the "Napoleon effect", people just seem to really dislike short people especially ones in charge. Randy Newman got it right "short people got no business..." lol
     
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    Bad Hab, bring back peter puck with Scarlet Johanson as an Avenger.  
     
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    Alex Burrows and Matt Cooke sustain serious injuries from on ice collision. Cooke is out indefinitely with concussion like symptoms and Burrows loses front teeth in Cookes forehead.

    Marc Savard remains retired, but has recovered from post concussion syndrome. Plans on enjoying time with his family.
     
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    [QUOTE]Bad Hab, bring back peter puck with Scarlet Johanson as an Avenger.  
    Posted by islamorada[/QUOTE]

    Aything.  Anything to make that game interesting.


     
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    [QUOTE]Alex Burrows and Matt Cooke sustain serious injuries from on ice collision. Cooke is out indefinitely with concussion like symptoms and Burrows loses front teeth in Cookes forehead. Marc Savard remains retired, but has recovered from post concussion syndrome. Plans on enjoying time with his family.
    Posted by JWensink[/QUOTE]

    amen
     
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    "Doctors cure schitzophrenia.  SanDog Brewing's life changed forever."
     
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    "NAS gets caught filming neighbor with his cell phone. While representing himself tells judge he was trying to prove a point. Judge says he understands, bail denied!"
     
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    ''BRUINS hire a regular user of Boston.com called StanleyCuptotheBRUINS in 2011 and 2013'' as their special advisor, a new job created to assist PC in his daily decisions ..this newly hire advisor was borned in Montreal and is a very highly rated expert in the NHL Hockey world more spefically as a top Bruins system..He will be intoduce to the Boston's medias tomorrow at the Fleet Center''

    That would be awesome ! ! !

    StanleyCuptotheBRUINS in 2011 and 2013 (with Khudo as our noé1 goalie)
     
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    [QUOTE]''BRUINS hire a regular user of Boston.com called StanleyCuptotheBRUINS in 2011 and 2013'' as their special advisor, a new job created to assist PC in his daily decisions ..this newly hire advisor was borned in Montreal and is a very highly rated expert in the NHL Hockey world more spefically as a top Bruins system..He will be intoduce to the Boston's medias tomorrow at the Fleet Center'' That would be awesome ! ! ! StanleyCuptotheBRUINS in 2011 and 2013 (with Khudo as our noé1 goalie)
    Posted by StanleyCuptotheBruinsin2011[/QUOTE]


    You would trade Seguin and Lucic and Task for that worthless guy on the Jets, whatsisname.
     
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    In Response to Re: Headlines you'd really like to see:
    [QUOTE]''BRUINS hire a regular user of Boston.com called StanleyCuptotheBRUINS in 2011 and 2013'' as their special advisor, a new job created to assist PC in his daily decisions ..this newly hire advisor was borned in Montreal and is a very highly rated expert in the NHL Hockey world more spefically as a top Bruins system..He will be intoduce to the Boston's medias tomorrow at the Fleet Center'' That would be awesome ! ! ! StanleyCuptotheBRUINS in 2011 and 2013 (with Khudo as our noé1 goalie)
    Posted by StanleyCuptotheBruinsin2011[/QUOTE]

    .......as a result of this hiring the city of Montreal has a parade while in Boston angry Bruins fans riot.

     
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    In Response to Re: Headlines you'd really like to see:
    [QUOTE]''BRUINS hire a regular user of Boston.com called StanleyCuptotheBRUINS in 2011 and 2013'' as their special advisor, a new job created to assist PC in his daily decisions ..this newly hire advisor was borned in Montreal and is a very highly rated expert in the NHL Hockey world more spefically as a top Bruins system..He will be intoduce to the Boston's medias tomorrow at the Fleet Center'' That would be awesome ! ! ! StanleyCuptotheBRUINS in 2011 and 2013 (with Khudo as our noé1 goalie)
    Posted by StanleyCuptotheBruinsin2011[/QUOTE]

    Bettman files complaint with Board. Stanley is fired from the Bruins and hired by the NHL to oversee all teams fan forums.
    World is a better place.
     
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    "Man found dead in Mtl after apparent suicide. Inside sources say due to having his resume rejected by professional hockey team, more details to come."

    Clearly kidding. Definitely not wishing someone dead. Just wish he would calm down and get off his podium.

     
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Headlines you'd really like to see : You would trade Seguin and Lucic and Task for that worthless guy on the Jets, whatsisname.
    Posted by BadHabitude[/QUOTE]

    I wouldnt trade Seguin nor Looch but I swear I would  bring back big wheel to Boston .....Rask + Pev for big Wheel ...now that we have Khudo and Malcom X

    Stanley Cup to the BRUINS in 2011 and 2013
     
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    You will be all happy when I will become special advisor ...happy because I will bring back the Cup to the BRUINS and happy to see Big Wheel back in the line up ........

    Stanley Cup to the BRUINS in 2011 and 2013 (with Khudo as our no. 1 goalie)
     

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