Who cares???  You're team dates back to the Jurassic.

Napolean had a great army...but it is worthless today.

All your players are past their prime or never had one:

Shaq: A traitor to LakerNation, despised 38, fat, and talentless
KG: A bum wheel and soft
PP: Can't dribble, faded in playoffs
Ray Allen: Worst shooting game in Finals history.
Sheed: Retired
Jermaine ONeil: Two bad wheels.
Rondo: Can't shoot.
Perk: No talent, no knee
Harangody: A zilch
Bradley: Flopped at Texas
Nate: Midget
Baby: Too short
Erdin: Turkish rubbish
Van Wafer: A snack maybe, a player no
Daniels: Can't stay healthy weedhead

Meanwhile the LAKERS sport:

KOBE: the greatest player in history
PAU: the 2nd greatest player in the NBA; one of the best big men ever
BYNUM: unstoppable
FISH: clutch, can do anything
BARNES: best sub in history
ARTEST: beat your team in game 7 single handedly
BLAKE: dynamite
PHIL: greatest coach in history

The Celtics won't win 40 games mark my word.  The Heat will face us and BE SMASHED BY THE MIGHT OF THE LOS ANGELES LAKERS

LAKER DOMINATION OF THE BASKETBALL NATION

PS-Don't delete this; I'll keep reposting.  If you do, I will use my plastic surgeon income and connections to sue this site into oblivion for censorship.  Does the Globe want to risk the infamy?