Go USC! Oh, they're not doing so well, and fired their coach at the airport? No problem.
Go Irish! What, they just dropped out of the top 25? Still got it covered.
Go Bama! So far, so good. Only thing missing are victuals. (pronounced vittles, Chairborne). Since the Carp stopped biting you might want to break out your squirrel gun and see if you can get some red meat on the table. Squirrel and Bud Lite, whooo dawgy!
And if the Tide stumbles our Puppet Master will find another team to attach himself to. The guy really ought to get a life though. IMHO.
I feel another song coming on!
Ooooohhhh. I wish I were in the Land of Cotten
Old times there are not forgotten.
Look away! Look away! Lookway Cracker Land.