Here's an attempt to go so crazy it might be true

Pick Team Position Player
1 Indi QB Andrew Luck
2 Was QB Robert Griffin III
3 Minnesota CB Morris Claiborne
4 NYJ (Cle) RB Trent Richardson
5 Tampa Bay MLB Luke Kuechly
6 St. Louis (Was) OT  Matt Kalil
7 Jacksonville WR Justin Blackmon
8 Dallas (Mia) S Mark Barron
9 Carolina CB Stephon Gilmore
10 Buffalo OT Riley Reiff
11 Kansas City ILB Donta Hightower
12 Seattle DE Quinton Couples
13 Arizona OG David DeCastro
14 Miami (Dal) DE Melvin Ingram
15 Philadelphia DT Fletcher Cox
16 Clev (NYJ) WR Michael Floyd
17 Cinci (Oak) CB Dre Kirkpatrick
18 Ten (SD) DE Chandler Jones
19 Chicago DE Nick Perry
20 SD (Ten) S Harrison Smith
21 Cincinnati DE Courtney Upshaw
22 Cleveland (Atl) OT Jonathan Martin
23 Detroit CB Janoris Jenkins
24 Pittsburgh OG Cordy Glenn
25 Denver QB Ryan Tannehill
26 Houston WR Stephen hill
27 NE (NO) OLB Shea McClellin
28 Green Bay OLB Whitney Mercilus
29 Mia (Bal) QB Kirk Cousins
30 San Francisco DT Michael Brockers
31 St Louis (NE) WR Kendall Wright
32 NYG OT Mike Adams