Re: Favorite Cereal
posted at 4/4/2010 11:42 PM EDT
In Response to Re: Favorite Cereal
I prefer captain crunch because I saw a movie once that had a captain in it . The captain was a bad man who wouln't let the sailers eat fruity pebbles incase it led to homosexuality.This finally led to a uprising or munity.The captain was left on a island with only his shirt and richard simmons who was the ships activity planner.The crew then set sail for turkey or greece proving the captian right.
Posted by whoremaster
First, great post...they probably became Thesbians; Personally, I woulda diverted their attention by sayin' I was holding a triple feature in the bottom galley Beginning with the zanny girl-power of "Thelma and Louise
", followed with Bette Midler's inspirational tear-jerk'r "Beaches
", and finally the street-h# gets made of "Pretty Woman
", AND I was serving mini-cucumber sandwiches during intermission...Then I woulda locked the door and set sail for Lesbos.Which quite clearly brings me to Breakfast cereals...See, I don't eat breakfast. YET, Breakfast IS an extremely important meal, in order to set your body up to make it through the day
...So, you really should put somethin' in your system, right? For me, Breakfast usually consists of either a Cohiba with a Ct shade wrapping, or a Montecristo in a Dominican wrap...AS both cigars are somewhat sweet and smokey medium-light bodied, but overall are extremely clean, and smooth smokes. I find that either takes the place of oatmeal & a half grapefruit in order to start your day off fresh and on the right path of health and well-being. I almost always try to enhance their quality with the zip and light, tastey citrus-seltzer zing only trully found from within cream soda (I have 2-3 glasses or bottles usually)- Which, of course, takes the place of bland, boring orange juice. Overall people, it would behoove ALL
of us to start our days of right. And understand, I will always
be the first, to lead by example when I offer some such advice... Overall, I ain't some heathenous unhealthy sl0b that's going to begin their day with some full-bodied maduro like Onyx, Romeo and Julieta or La Flor Dominicana, washed down by a Root Beer or Coca-Cola. Please, ya gotta have at least some sense of well-being to ya...c'mon now, a person's body is their temple, and startin' the day off with that latter combo, simply screams-uncaring glutton.