Re: Galloway to Tampa!!
posted at 10/20/2009 6:33 PM EDT
In Response to Re: Galloway to Tampa!!
[QUOTE]No need to worry about his discussing the playbook with them.
Posted by sonieboy[/QUOTE]
Let's see how that would play out:
" So what do they do on 3rd and long inside the 20 for a pass play ? "
JG - " well see they go here and the WR goes here and the RB ... wait ... that's not it.. no the TE he runs it left .. wait that's Morris. Then Tom says blue 42 ... or is it green 43... 26 yellow .. banana .. split .. mmm that sounds good. No wait ! I think I run real deep and Tom throws it deep to me ... "
"But this is for 'inside' the 20. How can you 'go deep' inside the 20?"
JG - "Well you gotta slow down near the walls but yeah"
"the walls ? why are you near the walls?"
JG - "Well I gotta run behind my bench see they're my blockers. It's a secret play .. hehe . No one know I'm open cause I hide behind all them camera guys."
"umm... ok. How bout a 3rd and 2 outside the 20... any plays you know ? "
JG - "Well there's this one where they put three WR on the left with 2 TE's and then Brady sneaks it right up the middle. I go deep"
"you go deep ?"
JG - "That's right I go deep and Brady hits me wide open . woo hoo."
"but Brady just snuck up the middle. How can he throw to you deep too ? "
JG - "Oh .. he reeeeeeeal good."
"but you just said he runs up the middle for the first down .. he can't throw the ball when he's past the line of scrimmage! "
JG -"Ooooo. You right. Maybe he runs forward and THEN he runs back... then he throws deep to me. woo hoo."
"nevermind ... are there any trick plays we should know about ? "
JG - "Oh .. they all trick plays to me."
" what exactly did they use you for in New England anyway ? "
JG -"Well they had this one play where I drove from the stadium to coach's house and hit record on his cable box. I was official gametape recorder. Oh yeah."
"but the Pats have a slew of video cameras and angles to choose from at the stadium. Why would Bill need you to record the game on TV ?"
JG -"Look man. When you got however many Super Bowl rings he got then you can tell him how to coach, ok."
"How much exactly are we paying you this week ? Should you even be playing anymore ?"
JG - "Oh I'm reeeeeeeal fast. Yup. Just tell me to go long and I'll try to catch it. Just don't throw it right at my hands, I like to run for it."
"That's great, go long to Starbucks and get me a latte."