Re: Guess Phat Rex's Profession
posted at 4/10/2011 11:08 AM EDT
In Response to Re: Guess Phat Rex's Profession
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Guess Phat Rex's Profession : Im my conversations with Crusty over the past 5 months, Rusty has claimed to be a Computer Programer with ccc+ credictials (see see Plus). THen he went on to say he works at Google as a Customer Service Rep. and if we kept mading him mad, he would shut down the internet! (He's related to Al Gore and Rusty was artifically saved and used for insemination from a New York City P-orn Theater Floor that Al Gore stoped at for a massage! The experiment was never supposed to work, go figure!) Now all partially grown up and full of his birthing-milk, (Zima) Crusty leads a normal everyday life of Truth, Injustice and the Crusty Way..... In his spare time Rusty is also, 1) UAW Union Official and Company Spokesperson that is ironically against the UAW Union and it's Company Officials and any Spokesperson for either side of said companies or workers or Unions. 2) NFL Players Union Official and Owner's Rep against Official Sports Unions, Players or Owners, including all fan forum members. 3) CEO consultant to CEO's and Proper Management of all Companies here and abroad. (Even though Crusty has never even seen a-broad) 4) Master of all Space and Time Continuum in the Milky Way except for New Jersey and any Jewish female by way of Canada named BroomHilda Rottencrotch. With over 39 thousand thousand thousand post's to his Credit let's just face facts, Rusty is the new Mall Cop of the Internet, he's starting out small in fan forums and will soon be branching out his Facist Agenda of taking over this country by way of one post at a time. Remember, Rusty is taking names and licking azzz so you are now all Offically on Rusty Report! Your punishments will be emailed to you sometime in the near future! Oh, Crusty, I met Bill Belichick last weekend and told him about you, he said he has read your posts and has come to a conclusion, I took the picture of his gesture made just for you! Long Live Zima Rusty!
Posted by Stommmper[/QUOTE]
Yeah, you come here to talk football. lol
You graduated from Lawrence High. Do you have any idea how embarrassing that should be for you? That's arguably the worst community in the state. Yet, you announce it like it's a badge of honor. Priceless.
That explains everything, really. LOSER
You're just an intimidated older dork who is a loser at life. So, you come here to try to feel better about yourself creating photo shopped pieces to entertain your very small brain.
Keep in mind, you are 50 years old and a fat, balding turd who gets off on creating character on a newspaper website.
That's a fact. That's all you do because you are immature and intimidated by more intelligent people.
So, everyone else here can do the math and see what your contribution here is, which is nothing, obviously.
You like cats and have a horrendously bad sense of comedy. You're Jerry Springer's wet dream.
Enjoy American Idol this week, goober. lol