Re: If Pats lose - Whats the excuse?
posted at 1/14/2014 9:10 PM EST
In response to TrueChamp's comment:
sponse to PapaJohn18's cchair t:
Will it be because the refs gave Peyton the gawer
Will it be because the NFL wants Peyton to retire a champion?
Will it be because Welker dropped the ball ? Oops...He's not there anymore. You already used
Well, for starters.....
I was probably wearing the wrong jersey
my hat wasnt backward when we were ahead
my hat wasnt forward when we were behind
i wasnt sitting in the right chair
Didn't have sam adams boston lager in my hand by kickoff
Didn't call my brother to get his score prediction
Forgot to hang ceremonious pats jerseys for a playoff game
Didn't say the words," Patriots Defense" right before any crucial defensive play.
perhaps i forgot to rub my lucky Tedy Bruschi snow globe, a tribute to the Pats Doliphins 2003 snow game where I walked 3 miles up the road sharing a 6 pack with another random couple who ditched their car on the side of route1and walked with me and i made to my section( which was 1 of 17,000 snowed in that day) right as the kick off went in the air.
I mean yeah, I got excuses, but whats your excuse when I get all that stuff right and Brady kicks mannings azz again?