Julian Edelman sounds like financial advisor. He needs a football nickname

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    Re: Julian Edelman sounds like financial advisor. He needs a football nickname

    I've asked my family about nicknames and they have helped me come up with a few. I also found an interview of him when he was playing a @ kent state and he said a couple of nicknames that his friends and teammates call him.


    1.) Squirt: I could definitely see some one like Brady calling him this.

    2.) Heaven Eleven

    3.) Flash: after the Kent State Flashers

    Here are the nicknames his friends gave him:

    1.) Babyface J.

    2.) Jewelz


     
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    Re: Julian Edelman sounds like financial advisor. He needs a football nickname

    1) The Kosher Kid

    2) The Cheap-Chainmover

    3) The Won't-Pay-Retail Wideout



    Julian Edelman : " This one goes up to 11 "
     ( Spinal Tap )


    PS -I kid because I love

     
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    Re: Julian Edelman sounds like financial advisor. He needs a football nickname

     Hey ipats ...

     I like that !

    What do ya say everybody ?

     Let's give this deserving kid a nickname this weekend &  get some momentum going behind ...

    SNAKE EYES EDELMAN
     
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    Re: Julian Edelman sounds like financial advisor. He needs a football nickname


                               PEDDLEMAN
                        OR

                 METTLEMAN
                         OR
                 MIDDLEMAN
        



     
     
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    Re: Julian Edelman sounds like financial advisor. He needs a football nickname

    Wes Welker sounds like a traveling salesman, why don't we just leave the 'disguise'.
     
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    In Response to Re: Julian Edelman sounds like financial advisor. He needs a football nickname:
    [QUOTE]"Fast Eddy".
    Posted by russgriswold[/QUOTE]

    VOTE!

    I will admit, there is a "fast eddy's" pawn shop in CT...seems like a sleazy name for a pawn shop "Come to fast eddy, where we'll rip you off"...but that translates into footballium quite well, "Cover fast eddy, or he'll rip one off!".

    Middleman was also a good suggestion.

    "Justin Middleman"...Criqui'll love it!
     
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    I like Fast Eddie. Snake Eyes is also pretty cool.
     
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    Re: Julian Edelman sounds like financial advisor. He needs a football nickname

    I checked on Wikipedia and nobody of importance has really laid claim to "Baby Faced Assassin"....how about it?


    Or we could get real corny and go with "The Podiatrist"...in reference to all the broken ankles and feet left in his wake. Lemme know.
     
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    I'm going to call him........   Edelman.  Too many nicknames.  Brady is brady, moss is moss, Fork is only fork because it is in his name, Spikes name is a nickname already, "that guy just got Spikes'd!" I do call Faulk "Little Kevin Faulk" and Welker "Little Wes Welker"  because at some point some analyst was going on on and on about how small Faulk was and how he wouldn't be anything other than a pass catching 3rd down back, unable to pick up blitzes, and same sort of thing later about Welker.  Its a bit of a family joke for me.  "There goes Little Kevin Faulk up the gut, bounces off one, shakes two, gets 15!"  But he reminds me of what happens when you get static shocked by a doorknob.  Spark jumps off and bites you faster than anything, and you are left there kind of like staring at it for a second saying "damn!".  Or when you grab a spark plug wire the wrong way, and a much more powerful spark grabs your arm and you say much more than "damn".  He's like that, no rumble or boom like lightning has, just "zap!"  and you are left staring wondering "w-t-f?!?!!?"
     
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    Re: Julian Edelman sounds like financial advisor. He needs a football nickname

    I thought Justin Beiber was in a Pats uniform thursday night.
     
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    In Response to Re: Julian Edelman sounds like financial advisor. He needs a football nickname:
    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Julian Edelman sounds like financial advisor. He needs a football nickname : "the jewish avenger" or 'deli run".  is edelmann  jewish or not? edelmann is a german name anyway, but for some reason anyone named edelmann in this country seems to be jewish.   
    Posted by koft[/QUOTE]
    I'm not  sure but considering that he can play football, I would guess not.
     
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    Re: Julian Edelman sounds like financial advisor. He needs a football nickname

    In financial news, BenJarvus Green Ellis has acquired Julian Edelman.  The new firm, BenJarvus Green Ellis Julian Edelman, will be able to perform full service financial processing for its clients from tax forms straight through to jail.
     
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    Re: Julian Edelman sounds like financial advisor. He needs a football nickname

    How about Jed the Jett?

    or

    Julian Pullian Touchdowns

    or

    Something simple like Julian "Throttle" Edelman

     
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    Re: Julian Edelman sounds like financial advisor. He needs a football nickname

    Edel-Man.

    Accelerates faster than a bullet from a gun.  More versatile than a Swiss Army Knife (and makes cuts better too).

    Look, out in the flats!  It's a bird!  It's a plane!  It's --
     
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    Re: Julian Edelman sounds like financial advisor. He needs a football nickname

    Some cool suggestions here but get away from the comparison theme. Julian is a man in his own right. He is NOT Wes Welker.

    Wes is his own individual with his own accomplishments.

    Julian is his own person with his own talents.

    Similaraties maybe but to put things like welkerman and stuff using Wes name and all is wrong. That is a discredit to Welker.

    That said I like JED.
     
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    Re: Julian Edelman sounds like financial advisor. He needs a football nickname

    SLOT MACHINE part deux
     
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    In Response to Re: Julian Edelman sounds like financial advisor. He needs a football nickname:
    [QUOTE]I'd say "shifty" but that might be a racial slur in his case.
    Posted by ebuddha[/QUOTE]

    Don't worry..Edelman is not Jewish. He has some Jewish Ancestory but was raised a Christian so it's not a slur.

     
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    Re: Julian Edelman sounds like financial advisor. He needs a football nickname

    In Response to Re: Julian Edelman sounds like financial advisor. He needs a football nickname:
    [QUOTE]In financial news, BenJarvus Green Ellis has acquired Julian Edelman.  The new firm, BenJarvus Green Ellis Julian Edelman, will be able to perform full service financial processing for its clients from tax forms straight through to jail.
    Posted by Paul_K[/QUOTE]


    Ok, THIS IS FUNNY
     
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    Re: Julian Edelman sounds like financial advisor. He needs a football nickname

    How about "Sparkles, the magical touchdown pony"
     

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