posted at 12/26/2011 10:20 AM EST
In Response to Re: Maroney!!!!
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Maroney!!!! : tcal ~ ...Especially true back in the days when I used to drink, Whenever I Happened to Walk Face first into a Wall, I'd look directly at the wall and say: "Blaaah, How did get here Wall-ey? (glut, glut, glurp) Have' you always b-EEeen here, 'cause don't 'member ya always b-eeeen here, I HATE you J#RK- Noooo, I's sorr-ey- Love you, Laz love youuu, Do youz have any pain-killers you keepin' boarded-ed-ezzz up inside you, da wall? I betttt'chooo DO! Prozably keeps'in 'em AAaaall for yourz-zelf, an' not sharin'... I'zzz low on beer-zez right at this now time, Gots any longer beer more, Wall? An' WHERE'z my left shoe, what da He!!z happened wid dat? How long I been walkin' round wid jus' 1 shoe on?! BOY, Laz is drunks sure-indipity! YOU know gots any hot brunette chick's number does you? Cause DAS' what I need now- And along with a shoe too, 2 shoes not 1. So Youzz decided ta keep shoe bordered up wid all dem percoset you stashin' inside you wall, Huh?!? Well, we'll jus' see 'bout dat when mister crowbar introduces hiz-zelf too's you- 'cause HE Laz's friend not likes YOU j#rk hate wall! I'z sorrey, I would no do dat to you, you my friend, you nice guy, I luv-ez you guy who keeps rain out, Or is dat mister ceiling's job- I forget now...I'll KILL you for stealin' my shoe, Where'z my SHOE?!?" ~I never said it was a trully fitting parrallel, did I?
Posted by LazarusintheSanatorium[/QUOTE]
Since I started bashing on DMC I realized that I must take the advice of my sage great grandmother and finish what I started in order to have inner peace...So I looked around the house to find things I'd started but hadn't finished, so I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Bailey's, a butle uv wum, tha mainer of Valiunimum prsciptuns,ana boxa choclitz....Yu haf no idr howfablus I feel rite now.Sned thisvice to allwho nid inner piz and tellum u luvum.............