Re: NO! to man boobs
posted at 2/28/2010 1:18 AM EST
In Response to Re: NO! to man boobs
I feel pretty fortunate to be viewing him at his fighting weight here, since I'm not even sure if my provider's compatible with NASA's Hubble program...oh, and kudos to whomever diverted his attention so the camera didn't get eaten. ~ Seriously, Let's begin shall we... Look at Wilfork photos as a DT in College, he was much slimmer. Now, just because you're 6'4, doesn't neccessarily mean you can or even should weigh-in at 379 lbs (quick note to glance back towards inserted pic). Cody is a 2-down lineman in College, and is taken out on passing downs. Now, the biggest knock on him need not be his heartthrob physique we're no doubt envious of, BUT it's what exactly COMES with that killer-bod... Cody's Conditioning . SEE, the biggest concern on Mt Cholesterol is that even AS a 2-down lineman, his stamina is bad-awful in College ball. UNDERSTAND THIS: Colby Jack, as a mere 2-down lineman, still disappears as the game wears on throughout the second half-4th quarter, AND In the shorter-than-the-Pros College Football Season, Cochese becomes even less of a factor as the overall season itself progresses...again, against College ballers. ~ YET some think it's a bright idea to use a 2nd rd pick to secure this guy because idk, hey- we should still give poor guy's with weight problems a chance to prove themselves as NFL players- which, it's good checking superficial values for ideals considering I'm putting Stephen Hawkings' name in as our next head coach guru, and whoever has less than 2 limbs, well-that'll be our next team conditioning trainer (I'm also hoping we can secure the elephant man as a D-Line Coach, so he can convince Hawking to draft at least 2 blind DTs, because with their heightened sense of hearing they'll be an offensive line's nightmare on snap counts)... I know Kraft selling the franchise to Dustin Hoffman so he can rename the team "The Rain Men", is largely just a hope and a prayer of mine, but we can all dream (note to self: don't rule out what the bearded lady has to offer)...
Posted by LazarusintheSanatorium
I wasnt really going to say anything because you covered pretty much everything I wansnt going to say but when you brought up the Bearded Lady I knew I had to jump in.
Steven Hawking was ruled out because I have problems with his theories on quantim physics and a spiral football pass. I believe Hawking said that Rex Ryan did shoot a perfect spiral out his big azzz and that gave birth to the runs and shoot. As for the Elephant man, well I have it on good authority that Michael Jackson was using his trunk for unmentionable practices so hes out. Now using Ray Babbit for snap count intervention on the front line is pure genius, but thats only if you can get his to put the helmet on.