Re: NON-Football Thread: IF you were Tom Brady...
posted at 8/7/2010 1:21 PM EDT
In Response to NON-Football Thread: IF you were Tom Brady...
[QUOTE]---WHO, or even WHAT, would'ya trade Gisele in for? ~The answer is as clear to me, As it really should be for Everyone else (including the ladies, too).....the obvious answer is, Gwen Stefani. Probably "Gwen Stefani circa 2000 A.D." wouldbe somewhat more accurate. How that "Gavin-Roth-something-of-the-band-Bush" dude, Got her, Is just- idk, mind-boggling. I mean, That dude's far closer to bein in Gisele's tier status, and not anywhere near Gwen Stefani, demi-goddess status. See, some things ya gotta dig in a chicka- #1, Again-should be clear to just about everyone on here: The girl should remind you of a Cheetah = Super-sleek, linear, sporty, and leadin' to the second criteria... #2, In some sense-Independant AND Ferocious. Again, we're talkin "Independant & Ferocious" to a DEGREE, because as the other males know so well, We can't have our cheetah being so much in these 2 qualities, That our cheetah goes, "WhatTH do I even need THIS guy for anyway?" Mabe it's that whole "sleek but sturdy", "hot but tom-girl", "flawless but tough" Overall Duality...and Gwen' got it-Seriously, she had that sporty look, but unbelievably feminine seductiveness. Honestly, It ain't sayin' much for the other "No Doubt" bandmembers, BUT someone's jumpin' on her stage at a concert, The person throwin the dude off, ain't gonna be THOSE 3 guys, jesus- It'd be Gwen who steps up ta take care of business. Gwen Stefani=Goddess (RE-check out her first vid people...like the parts when she has her hair tied back...yup, she's a Cheetah: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHzOOQfhPFg&feature=channel
Posted by LazarusintheSanatorium[/QUOTE]
See Laz, you got your priorities all mixed up here. Gwen is hot, so is every girl in a victoria secret mag, or a Fredericks of Hollywood mag. For that matter half the girls in Swank are hot and I think they all work at Mcdonalds. Sure, maybe they're a 9.5 and Gwen is a 9.6 but who cares, beauty is only skin deep or actually as deep as...well you know. Also I'm pretty sure that after you got a few pumps into Gwen and it was all over she would say "Wow that was the best I've had since I got gangbanged last week." As Stewie Griffin would say, "I wrecked that thing." you don't want that. That's the part that needs to be in "sporty" shape.
Second, your all done and you say "whew, i'm hungry now. Can you make me a sandwich baby." She says "Uh no, I don't make sandwiches, I make rock!" Great, but what you really want right now is a sandwich, and probably some sleep but she goes downstairs to "rock" and now it's too noisy to sleep.
Moral of the story, you can get coitus from a hotty, but can said hotty then ST FU and make you a sandwich. If she can, than marry her.