around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The New York Jets
Q: What do the New York Jets and Billy
Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 60,000 people stand
up and yell 'Jesus
Q: How do you keep a New York Jet out
of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.
Q: Where do you go in New York in case
of a tornado?
A: To the Meadowlands - they never get a
Q: Why was Rex Ryan upset when the
New York Jets play book was stolen?
A: Because he hadn't finished coloring it yet.
Q: What's the difference between the
New York Jets and a dollar
A: You can still get 4 quarters out of a
Q: How many New York Jets does it take
to win a Super Bowl?
A: Nobody knows and we will never find out.
Q: What do the New York Jets and
possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home (and get killed on the road)