Re: NY JETS JOKES
posted at 5/2/2010 9:25 AM EDT
"The New York Jets will not be serving alcohol this Sunday during the game.
All drinking will therefore need to be done on the way to the stadium
on the team bus."
David Letterman delivered the "Top Ten Signs the NY Jets are Getting Cocky"
entering the AFC Championship Game against his hometown Indianapolis Colts:
10. Offered to give the Colts a 14-point head start.
9. Just purchased IKEA shelving unit for Vince Lombardi Trophy.
8. Four words: field-goal kicking donkey.
7. Several confused Jets have called Eli Manning to say "See you Sunday."
6. Whole team is dating Jessica Simpson.
5. Posted playbook on Twitter.
4. Focus on tomorrow's practice: executing a flawless postgame Gatorade bath.
3. Players have this weekend off.
2. Instead of focusing on Colts receivers, Darrelle Revis negotiating a deal to host "The Tonight Show" in 2015.
1. Rex Ryan calling his abs "The Situation plus 40 years of cheese fries."