In Response to Re: On the Lighter Side....:
In Response to On the Lighter Side.... : And yet whoremaster is perfectly okay.
Posted by p-mike
Seriously Prairie...THIS is what good, fun humour is all about. It's directed towards noone in particular- well, I mean, his wife; So o.k., it's directed at noone that SEES this messageboard and towards noone I have any vested interests in (shouldn't leave that lastt bit open-ended, but whatever)... MORE importantly though, It's outlandish enough and absurd enough to be too take too seriously or personally (I pray). THIS is how humour is done.
~So alright, this next part has nothing really to do with my paragraph 1, or even for the greater part with this thread for that matter...Yet, considering I don't know where else to add it, It Goes HERE...
FIRST off, It stems in parcel from The "Woman" subject. Ya see, in a way it goes back a bit to P-Mike's thread RE: Brady's TB12 Hat thing... Someone on there offered a pic of that short-darkhaired Supermodel Chic wearing MOST Importantly, a ripped T-Shirt that read, "I F#rt on the First Date." Overall, that pic has been hauntin' me like the clap, And along with certain personal experiences lately involving the opposite sex which have irked me greatly, I Must now offer up a new kinda, idk- Law that the ENTIRE planet should adhere to:
>Quick note: WhoTH am I, to make such a all-pervading Universal Rule for ALL? Well see, IF I didn't honestly and trully feel deep withinside me, That I was far more important in so, So Many areas than the next guy, Well- I wouldn't be doing this...and should'NT be either. But see I, I know that am far better than most people; It's a lil more factual and true to reality than the whole Gravity-idea. Heck, I'll weigh the axiom on YOUR pulses by offerin' up my thesis, and let you ALL simply see for yourselves, How utterly neccessary and correct having this New-Age Truth and Law, as a reality...Here goes:
Women OVER a certain Adult age (right around 35-40 years old), Should NOT be allowed ANY position of sway & power OVER Any Other Human Being.
~Now o.k., take that in momentarilly BEFORE jumpin up on my head talkin' all that raspy stuff, tryin ta ask me stuff on feminiism, as you incorrectly come to some conclusion before hearing me out on this one.
Look, first: It is ONLY BECAUSE I hollld women in such an "Ideal", THAT after reaching a particular age, which is very subjective & personal, BUT IS PRECISELY when their good-looks trully fade for all eternity, THAT they canNOT and should NOT be in ANY position of power whatsoever... And I don't simply mean a position like any "Doctor" OR any "Politician"...no way. I mean, ANY position where they just may affect another human being when that former human needs something, gets something, should get something, wants something, or sheez-WHAT-have-you...you get the point here: Rental Office Agent, ahh- Waitress, Gas Station Clerk;
ANY position at ALL, WHERE (and here's the crux of the matter), They have any sort of parcel & power to withold any type of good or service from another human being, due to the details sadly ascertained within their particular occupation.
Now, I know that sounds bad, but here's the thing: Women have EVERY single right and rule to BE and BEcome politicians and Doctors, and whatever ANY great or any at all- thing or Career, which they so choose... BUT ONCE those looks go, far, FAAAAaaar too often "Women" having any sort of sway and power (at all-see above), ARE embittered & miserable. So look, Women as they are anyways are usually overly emotional & completely up and down wary creatures within their acts and actions, BUT they ALWAYS (even the ugly ones), Have at least some sort of grounding device and asset which keeps their moodiness in check for the greater part...I've ascertained that it's their beautiful outward appearance. YET, WHEN that's gone by and large, even IF they're NOT a superficial person (I ain't sayin that), WOMEN by and large, Become INSANE.
The power that they have at all, Is seemingly ALL that's left. Alright, say only a few people are left on earth after some cataclysm: Krikees, you put one of them, A 45 year old woman, In charge of watching dog-sh#t decay, and then diveying it up to the OTHER 1 starving human being once it becomes fertilizer, THAT woman's holdin out giving away 1 freakin' nugget until the NEXT apocolapse... WHY? Cause dat's all she has left. Her REASONING? Lmao, she don't give a cr#p about needing a good reason, he!!- SHE'll tell the starving guy that it's "...Because I CAN" (and miraculously feel justified as she sleeps at night with a clear conscience).
~So there it is... Women uphold a greater archetypal ideal than Men... And THIS is how it relates to that woman supermodel in that "I far+ on the first date shirt.": Men are pigs, so let men BE pigs...Don't aspire to be yourself, yet another Male-Pig in you're quest to have the same rights and opportunities as us Male Pigs...Men NEED to see you as some higher ideal, understand? We know that you guys *far+, But GOOD GOD!, We NEED to delusionally think that you DO NOT, alright? Please, don't wreck that... You CAN and have EVERY right to get a tattoo, for instance? But dang, MEN are suppossed to be the scarred-up ugly, dirty, nasty brute warriors...sheez, Most guys don't obsessively pluck the needless hair off their bodies (by in large), To LOOK more like women?!? I mean, we do a lil clean-up work, but I'm sayin', ok., MOST Men don't get french ppeticures to enhance their beauty... And Why not? Because, EVEN the MOST beautiful dude, ain't lookin' as pure and beautiful and flawless as the most beautiful woman...get it?
So now, you ALL (even the ladies), Clearly realize the ironclad reasons why IF a woman still wants to work after 40 years old or so, the only job she can get is toiling a field for plow (maybe restaurant busgirl, byt that remains somewhat iffy). Also-Women after 40, being largely homemakers would oh- ONLY by and large create more jobs in this economy, a better family life for all...so what's that entail? Happier people, Better marriages (more quality time together with husband and kids), More success, less crime & drugs, better societies...sounds real bad, huh?