Ricky Williams is AVAILABLE!

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    Ricky Williams is AVAILABLE!

    Should we trade our entire front office for him?
     
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    Them and a kilo should get it done
     
  3. You have chosen to ignore posts from arodrambone. Show arodrambone's posts

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    I'll throw in some Prozac to make sure the deal gets done.

     
  4. You have chosen to ignore posts from EnochRoot. Show EnochRoot's posts

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    Don't we have a couple of 9th rounders? We can throw them in too.

    Do we get compensation picks for depreciating non-taxable items brought forth from 2008? Add 'em to the pile.
     
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    There must an old wedding dress we can use to tempt him, or we can give Miami our entire group of this years draft picks.
     
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    No you guys are overdoing it. You see, the idea here is to be frugal. I say we get DeMarcus Ware in exchange for three pairs of cleats and a bag of footballs. That way, we save draft picks.

    Then, we can trade Laurance Maroney to St. Louis for the #1 pick and draft Suh. After that, we'll trade a 7th rounder for Brandon Marshall and sign Julius Peppers.

    Then a 100 year dynasty will follow, concluding with Bill Belichick ascending to heaven in a cloud of glory.
     
  7. You have chosen to ignore posts from harleyroadking103. Show harleyroadking103's posts

    Re: Ricky Williams is AVAILABLE!

    have you been dipping into the kilo we're offering?  :^)
     
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    have you been dipping into the kilo we're offering?  :^)
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    Who? Me? It seems plausible, right? I kid, I kid.

    The BDC community however...there may or may not be some things floating around...

     
  9. You have chosen to ignore posts from EnochRoot. Show EnochRoot's posts

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    Phhh.

    We don't need draft picks. They are over-rated. They just turn into players anyway. 

    Or, barring trading Patriot Place for Ricky, I say we trade each draft pick for two lower round draft picks. Then we trade each of those draft picks for two more even lower draft picks. Then do it again. We will own 64 picks (plus another first rounder for next year that Al Davis accidentally gave us.)

    This will give us 64 spots this year which (without any compensation picks decided on yet) gives us picks 160-224. The next Tom Brady has to be in there somewhere. Probably near the middle of those picks.

     
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    We can offer new dreadlocks, which might entice Ricky to joins us ^J^
     
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    Re: Ricky Williams is AVAILABLE!

    Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeckky
     
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    1121 yards rushing last year, 11 TD's and a 4.7 ypc, i don't want him because we got Laura the dancing machine LMAO
     
  13. You have chosen to ignore posts from NOISE. Show NOISE's posts

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    same division - I think Miami won't do something like that.
     
  14. You have chosen to ignore posts from datdude401. Show datdude401's posts

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    Maybe we can offer our  O-line minus Vollmer. Kaczur says he still the supplier
     
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    he'd have to transplant his "garden" north....don't bogart that jo#nt Ricky, pass it on over here
     
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    Maybe he'll come up this way for cheap.  We just de-criminalized and FL still has nazi-ish Laws and dickbag cops who will toss you in jail for mere paraphernalia...
     

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