Re: Tom Brady was a fat kid growing up..
posted at 2/23/2011 2:09 AM EST
In Response to Re: Tom Brady was a fat kid growing up..
[QUOTE]Brady may or may not have had some plastic surgery himself http://www.thebostonjam.com/
Posted by thebostonjam[/QUOTE]
If I had a trillion dollars, I'D get plastic surgery too...WhyTH not? I mean, I'd make myself up to PERFECTION people! I got sorta thin lips, so a speck, and I mean a tiny speck'a botox right there. My cheekbones are good & high...so hmm. Oh! Absolutely, it's not LIKE I HAVE a double chin, But IF I had my way, It'd be chin, jaw, neck, NOTHING but muscle & bone underneath that...I mean nuthin'. Then what- Oh, I'm an eyebrow FREAK (ya, I admitted it)... Mine arch up alright and all, but I want something like Jack Nicholson "The Shining" arches...lil thinner though: Like Nicholson arches but younger Leonardo Dicaprio eyebrow thinness-puffing out somewhat skin-wise too. Then, where are we folks-Ahh=Nose... I have like a straight Native American Indian nose, not big, and not sticking out, but oh man, I always wanted it sloping...but not pointy sloping, just a good curve up top. Hmm-Alright, WhyTHeck not go with a tummy-tuck... Hair's alright. Alright, while we're at it, I'll extend my finger and toenails, so they're a little longer back towards the hand/foot, than they are wide... My bellybuttons just like 1/16th of an inch too far in...so we'll push it out that far... Hmmm... Why not fix all that inward organ damage that I f'd up in my 20's: So=Liver transplant, kidney cleansing/dialysis, some sorta lung scrubbing, gastrobipass surgery (whether it's warranted or not), muscle electro-shock stimulation/strengthening, scr#w it-I'll just do an #ss-tuck too; Then...does anyone know? Can I get my eyes removed too... It's not like I even WEAR glasses, and I HAVE like 20-20 vision...but I'd like more along the lines of=SUPER-vision...some people have 20-10...Isn't that better? I'll just get 20-0 vision... Oh yea, I HATE ears, so IF I can get the lobes pinned a bit further back, but then get like some sorta mini-satellite dish (w/ volume control) inside, so I can hear anything & everything (or not)... Now that I think of it...I'd just like to do like ALL my inwards and appendages like a machine (think: Will Smith in "I, Robot"). And now with any & all potential left over money, I'd like any scar, microscopic organism (we all got 'em unfortunately folks), worm, pimple, bruise, bug=ANY and EVERY unwanted scrape and/or smallest petri-dish organism ever used=Organism=G-O-N-E... Man, I'll be like Superman, but just better looking and an increased lifespan...