Re: Wilfork running with the ham!
posted at 10/5/2011 12:29 AM EDT
...And the best part about it is being able to slow it down in order to see the tiniest nuances of the even greater insanity of VW running downfield, Which was hilarious in itself, Live & in full speed.
Here, I'll give ya the quick lowdown~
VW does his high-kick, b/c he's goin', "F- it...Baby, THIS time, I'm takin' my pick to the house!"
Then within the timeframe it took VW to get 1 and 1/2 to 2 yards, 2 O-Linemen and the QB were able to get @ 6-8 yards, while McFadden was able to make up about 8-10 yards ALL in an angle towards VW... So with-IN that 1 and 1/2 to 2 yards, VW goes from the mindset of, "TOUCH-down B-A-B-Y," to the mindset of: "Ah, scr#w it...I'm just gonna turn my run back inside, so I can hit the most number of Raider players humanly possible...".
First hit... McFadden (1st one there): And McFadden winds up with every ounce of his might: Rolls his shoulders, sinks his hips, spreads & flexes his armspan out as wide as possible in an actually- Pretty dang good example of the "I'm gonna jack this dude up," type-hit...And SO He WAILS Wilfork! And obviously then he bounces off, and goes, "Oh sh#t...the only thing I can do is attempt the ol' 'wrap & lay' slow down technique...Ohhh Gooo(tthump)r(thump)r(thump)ddd!"
Wilfork then, In realizing that it's pretty quickly gettin' near the end-game of his "40 yard TD- to- 7 yard Wanton act of destruction" Run... So he actually edges even a bit further in. Next up? The Raiders Right Offensive Tackle... BIGGEST Lineman currently on the field. And heeee.....well, he bounces up and over Vince, like some stuntman who's job it is to side-bounce head-long into a car's windshield, before rolling up and over the roof. Luckily this force is finally great enough in order to finally bump Wilfork's Overall Mass, into a more favorable gravitational angle, that a second orbiting planet (another Raider O-Lineman), can inevitably bounce VW off his formerly, fixed path of anhilation...