Re: 2012 BDC Bashing Season Starts Soon
posted at 3/28/2012 9:26 AM EDT
In Response to 2012 BDC Bashing Season Starts Soon
[QUOTE]New Bashing Season Approaches posted at 3/22/2012 8:48 PM EDT lowelll Posts: 720 First: 2/16/2012 Last: 3/25/2012 7a23b589c7c7b655fcf2695ed69f73d2 Aha but the qustion is: Who leads the forum on Drew bashing posts
(boy, noone's gonna get this one...
) Crawford Bashing posts Jake and Jed bashing posts Theo bashing posts Tito bashing posts Lugo bashing posts Renteria bashing posts Beckett bashing posts ChickenGate posts Wendell Kim, Farrell bashing posts Posts in gamethreads that are unbecoming of a Red Sox fan These are the IMPORTANT QUESTIONS, my students BDC ANNUAL PICNIC, JULY 2011 At the head of the table was Softlaw. Andrewmitch was barbequeing Drewburgers. Bosox1941 was making the Tito potato salad. Georom was the picnic bore telling everyone over and over again something about the fried chicken and Bud light. Entertainment was provided by the Somber Undertakers, a chamber music ensemble, who just came off a national tour of abandoned cemeterys. Everyone was instructed to only drink out of glasses poured half empty. Harv51 went from table to table playing a somber violin. Donations for the picnic were collected by a bald headed organ grinder minus the monkey but with a parrot on his shoulder. Joe Breidy and Jim Davis tried to crash the party but were turned away by bouncer J-Bay who had a list of undesirables. Horseshoes were tossed at stakes resembling the body trunks of Kim and Pike. Bill tossed a horseshoe but put a ringer around Mr. Dee's ankle. Opening prayer was given by JesseyEric and the Benediction was read by Chilliwings. Burrito couldn't make it there from Viet Nam but did send a case of dog meat instead. Zillagod was at home nursing a bad back from lifting too many bags of rock salt and peat moss at work. Camelwalk wouldn't attend because Rush Limbaugh wasn't invited. RodfromCranston was in Rhode Island making somebody a deal that they couldn't refuse. ThatWasMe wanted to know where the Killian Red beer and Irish Mist was. NHSteven and Halifax were ticked off that the rest of the True Fan Group were not invited. A banner was raised up the flagpole saying " Keeping RSN Honest is our Mission". Transcript of July 22, 2011 Gamethread Follows Crawful is up next, he'll strke out, what was Theo thinking to sign the bum? Slackey is pitching good so far but he will get clobbered this inning. Why is Tito even playing Salty, he strikes all of the time? Ellsbury on the DL still, he's faking the injury. Sure AGonz is hitting for average but where is his pop, another Theo blunder. Tito does it again, left the starter in too long, what a complete moron. Youk shouldn't be playing, he's hurting, stupid Tito. Youk should be playing, he's faking his injuries. Drew sucks, have I ever told you that he is overpaid, if not let me tell you once more. Another typical April for Big Papi, when are they going to trade this bum? Scutaro is another terrible SS, Theo was 0 for 6 on signing bad shortstops. Boy Blunder with his guitar. Jenks is a total waste, what was Theo thinking? Fifth inning now, watch Wakefield lose it all at once. Tito always gives the good pitcher the hook too soon or else brings in the wrong pitcher. What a dummy. You and your 20-20 hindsight BS, admit it Tito is always wrong. Runner thrown out at home, can't that thirdbase coach ever do anything right? This team never plays small ball, never sacrifices, bunts, takes the extra base. I could manage much better. Why don't the batters swing at the first pitch more often? Why don't the batters take the first pitch more often? This batting order is assinine, it should be this way. All of these injuries are obviously the fault of management. Don't tell me anything different, bootlicker?
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