Bohemian Rhapsody: Red Sox Hot Stove Version

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    Bohemian Rhapsody: Red Sox Hot Stove Version

    Benny, just fired a man,

    Bobby Valentine was shrewd,

    Pulled the trigger, now he's screwed

    Benny, he's rebuilding a team,

    FAT CAT$, chicken, and beer,

    It was a mess

    Benny, ooooooooooh,

    He's got a new manager,

    And now has a first baseman and outfielder too!

    <Cue guitar solo>

    <Change pace of song>

    I see a little silhouetto of a pitcher,

    Kyle Lohse! Ryan Dempster!

    And even Edwin Jackson!

    Ben will strike like thunder!

    He has a lot of money, YES!

    Jonny Gomes! David Ross!

    Mike Napoli! Shane Victorino!

    And Koji Uehara too!

    Don't forget John Farrell, ell, ell, ell, ell

    Cashman's a poor boy

    Nobody loves him

    CASHMAN IS A POOR BOY FROM A RICH FAMILY

    SPARE IN HIS LIFE FROM THIS MONSTROSITY! (the Yanks)

    Easy come, easy go

    Let Cody Ross go

    NO! WE WILL NOT LET HIM GO!

    Let him go!

    (3X)

    NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!

    Jacoby Ellsbury, Jacoby Ellsbury

    Ellsbury trade him now!!!

    Only time will tell, whether this team will go and win, go win,

    GO WINNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!

    <guitar solo>

    Does Youk think he can go to the Indians and be with Terry?

    Does Youk think he can go to the Yankees and betray us?

    OHHHHH Benny,

    Can't you listen to me Benny,

    Just gotta spend,

    Just gotta spend out of your mind!

    <guitar solo>

    Nothing really matters,

    As you all can see,

    Nothing really matters,

    Nothing really matters,

    But winning!

    <END>

    What do you guys think?

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     
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    Re: Bohemian Rhapsody: Red Sox Hot Stove Version

    pike

     
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    Re: Bohemian Rhapsody: Red Sox Hot Stove Version

    I just need the bouncing baseball to follow along with the lyrics. Very imaginative. Still keep the day job until one of the sharks from the shark tank takes your offer for a jingle writer.

     
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    Re: Bohemian Rhapsody: Red Sox Hot Stove Version

    In response to mef429's comment:
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    pike

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    Seriously? Are you a 12 yr old?  We all get your problem with the poster but your immaturity is really showing....

     
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    Re: Bohemian Rhapsody: Red Sox Hot Stove Version

    Just expressing my thoughts in a song.

     

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