minus iggy, "old man" hunter and austin "the K" jackson, that team would b a touring softball team on the budweiser circuit.. jeez, whoever the "trainer" is should b banned for life by mlb! absolutely no steroids epidemic there. even at fulll healthy Flabrera doesnt score last nite. v-mart looks like he was on the twinkie diet during his reha. cant move or field anymore. last night the fat catcher hurts his knee, only to b replaced by an even FATTER guy.. jeez!
these guys must egg each other on in all-u can eat contests at the buffet lines. joey chestnut aimt git nothin on them! they r hands down the least athletic mlb team i have EVER seen esp i the playoffs. luckily for them, they have K pitchers to mask their actual funk. imagine those jabros with sinkerball specialists? even their PED guy perhalta is out of shape and cant field a lick out there. man, how much ground can iggy b forced to field. everything to ur left, tight and middle is on you. jeez!
all this leads me to the ultimate cheez wiz in the prince of WHALES or ayatollah of lard or prince fieldless.. jeez! cant catch, cant throw, cant move, cant hit.. oh yep, he's a vegan.. add soundtrack here! his dad was a ballet dancer in comparison. what an embarassment to the pro athlete profession! at least b stephen drew if u cant hit and dont cost ur team runs.. he has been the single biggest reason the sox have a 3-3 lead and vout to win game 6 and channel their '86 mets as they walk towards an improbable ring!