Let's DFA Everyone

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    Let's DFA Everyone

    Hanrahan = Gagne

    Bailey is a crippled up bum.

    Lester is not out of the woods.

    Buch is a Texas bum heavily influenced by Beckett.

    Dempster came from the Dumpster.

    Doubront is a fat slob.

    Lackey is a slackey.

    Salty is a butcher.

    Drew is a butcher.

    Gomes and Nava are back-up profiles.

    Ellsbury is a reverse pivot jitterbug.

    Papi and Naps will be hurt at any instant.

    Middlebrooks is worse than Drew.

    Pedey lost his "pop".

     

    Did I leave anyone out?

     

     
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    Re: Let's DFA Everyone

    Andrew Miller?

     

     
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    Re: Let's DFA Everyone

    You left out Jackie Bradley Jr., the March sensation turned April bust.

     
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    In response to moonslav59's comment:

    Hanrahan = Gagne

    Bailey is a crippled up bum.

    Lester is not out of the woods.

    Buch is a Texas bum heavily influenced by Beckett.

    Dempster came from the Dumpster.

    Doubront is a fat slob.

    Lackey is a slackey.

    Salty is a butcher.

    Drew is a butcher.

    Gomes and Nava are back-up profiles.

    Ellsbury is a reverse pivot jitterbug.

    Papi and Naps will be hurt at any instant.

    Middlebrooks is worse than Drew.

    Pedey lost his "pop".

     

    Did I leave anyone out?

     



    Isnt this bills plan?

     
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    Re: Let's DFA Everyone

    Victorino is over the hill "dumpster profile"

     

     
  7. You have chosen to ignore posts from moonslav59. Show moonslav59's posts

    Re: Let's DFA Everyone

    Yes, DFA all of them too!

     
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  9. You have chosen to ignore posts from southpaw777. Show southpaw777's posts

    Re: Let's DFA Everyone

    In response to softlaw2's comment:

    Hanrahan = Gagne   (looks like him and pitches a lot like him)

    Bailey is a crippled up bum. (A's knew pretzel but DFA would compound mistake)

    Lester is not out of the woods. (Lester shows up for work, DFA would be absurd)

    Buch is a Texas bum heavily influenced by Beckett. (Best pitchcer and good value)

    Dempster came from the Dumpster. (6 IP, not a value at 13.25 a year, summer NL trade)

    Doubront is a fat slob. (Cost is cheap, patience is a virtie, has bottom rotation talent)

    Lackey is a slackey. (May as well keep this bum, during his zero cost year coming up)

    Salty is a butcher. (He is, but his trade value is low and he works as a backup)

    Drew is a butcher. (Always been one, but hasn't hit for years, either, few hot weeks and trade this guy for partial salary dump. the few hots weeks is the hard part)

    Gomes and Nava are back-up profiles. (thay are, not bad bench guys, DFA makes no sense)

    Ellsbury is a reverse pivot jitterbug. (He is, and plays the big hop, too. Too late to do anything but take the draft compensation, he has followed 2012 with an improvement, but it's more like 2008, 2009, and his 2010 and 2012 make him a profile that no GM is going to trade much for just a few weeks or months of Ellsbury and no draft compensation.

    Papi and Naps will be hurt at any instant.  (they are too fragile to be more than part-timers, but Napoli's cost is low and it's too late to get any team to offer more than garbage for a part-time player like Ortiz, with the big contract)

    Middlebrooks is worse than Drew. (No, Middlebrooks was in great form last year, while S. Drew has been in poor form for 2011 and 2012 . Middlebrooks is much younger and had an oustanding 2012 until he got hurt. I expect he will recover, and his potential and age and cost are such that patience is  virtie on Middlebrooks)

    Pedey lost his "pop". (He never had any, even with Fenway boosting his numbers, but he is an oustanding defensive 2B who gets on base and slugs well enough for a top fielding 2B)

     

    Did I leave anyone out?

    Yes, you leve out broken down Shane, whose contract is so bad and long that the only real option is to keep the guy and play him as a platoon part-time player.



    Too funny...

     
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    Re: Let's DFA Everyone

    In response to RSF4Life234's comment:

    In response to moonslav59's comment:

     

    Hanrahan = Gagne

    Bailey is a crippled up bum.

    Lester is not out of the woods.

    Buch is a Texas bum heavily influenced by Beckett.

    Dempster came from the Dumpster.

    Doubront is a fat slob.

    Lackey is a slackey.

    Salty is a butcher.

    Drew is a butcher.

    Gomes and Nava are back-up profiles.

    Ellsbury is a reverse pivot jitterbug.

    Papi and Naps will be hurt at any instant.

    Middlebrooks is worse than Drew.

    Pedey lost his "pop".

     

    Did I leave anyone out?

     

     



    Isnt this bills plan?

     




    No Bills wants to trade everyone, so he has acknowledged they have some value. ADG is the DFA'er.

     
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    Re: Let's DFA Everyone

    Yeah but don't forget to make Aceves our ace!

     
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    Re: Let's DFA Everyone

    In response to moonslav59's comment:

    Hanrahan = Gagne

    Bailey is a crippled up bum.

    Lester is not out of the woods.

    Buch is a Texas bum heavily influenced by Beckett.

    Dempster came from the Dumpster.

    Doubront is a fat slob.

    Lackey is a slackey.

    Salty is a butcher.

    Drew is a butcher.

    Gomes and Nava are back-up profiles.

    Ellsbury is a reverse pivot jitterbug.

    Papi and Naps will be hurt at any instant.

    Middlebrooks is worse than Drew.

    Pedey lost his "pop".

     

    Did I leave anyone out?

     



    Bill-806: PUT 'EM ALL IN A PACKAGE, BEN!!!!!

     
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    Re: Let's DFA Everyone

    In response to moonslav59's comment:

    Hanrahan = Gagne

    Bailey is a crippled up bum.

    Lester is not out of the woods.

    Buch is a Texas bum heavily influenced by Beckett.

    Dempster came from the Dumpster.

    Doubront is a fat slob.

    Lackey is a slackey.

    Salty is a butcher.

    Drew is a butcher.

    Gomes and Nava are back-up profiles.

    Ellsbury is a reverse pivot jitterbug.

    Papi and Naps will be hurt at any instant.

    Middlebrooks is worse than Drew.

    Pedey lost his "pop".

     

    Did I leave anyone out?

     



    They're all fat. 

     
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    Re: Let's DFA Everyone

    Now that's how you win a game!

     
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    Re: Let's DFA Everyone

    In response to moonslav59's comment:

    Hanrahan = Gagne

    Bailey is a crippled up bum.

    Lester is not out of the woods.

    Buch is a Texas bum heavily influenced by Beckett.

    Dempster came from the Dumpster.

    Doubront is a fat slob.

    Lackey is a slackey.

    Salty is a butcher.

    Drew is a butcher.

    Gomes and Nava are back-up profiles.

    Ellsbury is a reverse pivot jitterbug.

    Papi and Naps will be hurt at any instant.

    Middlebrooks is worse than Drew.

    Pedey lost his "pop".

     

    Did I leave anyone out?

     

    i'd hate to be the guy tasked with the paperwork..


     
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    In response to moonslav59's comment:

    Hanrahan = Gagne

    Bailey is a crippled up bum.

    Lester is not out of the woods.

    Buch is a Texas bum heavily influenced by Beckett.

    Dempster came from the Dumpster.

    Doubront is a fat slob.

    Lackey is a slackey.

    Salty is a butcher.

    Drew is a butcher.

    Gomes and Nava are back-up profiles.

    Ellsbury is a reverse pivot jitterbug.

    Papi and Naps will be hurt at any instant.

    Middlebrooks is worse than Drew.

    Pedey lost his "pop".

     

    Did I leave anyone out?

     



    Of course you did.

     
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  18. You have chosen to ignore posts from Iceman4. Show Iceman4's posts

    Re: Let's DFA Everyone

    Was Iggy mentioned?

     
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    Re: Let's DFA Everyone

    and by the way this team of bums has started season 21-11. Imagine if they had a few good players?

     
  20. You have chosen to ignore posts from Bill-806. Show Bill-806's posts

    Re: Let's DFA Everyone

    In response to Hfxsoxnut's comment:

    In response to moonslav59's comment:

     

    Hanrahan = Gagne

    Bailey is a crippled up bum.

    Lester is not out of the woods.

    Buch is a Texas bum heavily influenced by Beckett.

    Dempster came from the Dumpster.

    Doubront is a fat slob.

    Lackey is a slackey.

    Salty is a butcher.

    Drew is a butcher.

    Gomes and Nava are back-up profiles.

    Ellsbury is a reverse pivot jitterbug.

    Papi and Naps will be hurt at any instant.

    Middlebrooks is worse than Drew.

    Pedey lost his "pop".

     

    Did I leave anyone out?

     

     



    Bill-806: PUT 'EM ALL IN A PACKAGE, BEN!!!!!

     

      "YOUR GOSH DARN RIGHT" !!!   I ordered the PACKAGE, and I would do it again !!!    You want the truth ?? You can't take the truth !!!!


     
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  22. You have chosen to ignore posts from Bill-806. Show Bill-806's posts

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    In response to ConanObrien's comment:

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    In response to Hfxsoxnut's comment:

     

    In response to moonslav59's comment:

     

    Hanrahan = Gagne

    Bailey is a crippled up bum.

    Lester is not out of the woods.

    Buch is a Texas bum heavily influenced by Beckett.

    Dempster came from the Dumpster.

    Doubront is a fat slob.

    Lackey is a slackey.

    Salty is a butcher.

    Drew is a butcher.

    Gomes and Nava are back-up profiles.

    Ellsbury is a reverse pivot jitterbug.

    Papi and Naps will be hurt at any instant.

    Middlebrooks is worse than Drew.

    Pedey lost his "pop".

     

    Did I leave anyone out?

     

     



    Bill-806: PUT 'EM ALL IN A PACKAGE, BEN!!!!!

     

     

      "YOUR GOSH DARN RIGHT" !!!   I ordered the PACKAGE, and I would do it again !!!    You want the truth ?? You can't take the truth !!!!


     

     




     

     

     

    You must wear clown shoes.

    No, but you must admit, this is really funny !!!!!Cool


     
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    Re: Let's DFA Everyone

    In response to Bill-806's comment:

    In response to ConanObrien's comment:

     

    In response to Bill-806's comment:

     

    In response to Hfxsoxnut's comment:

     

    In response to moonslav59's comment:

     

    Hanrahan = Gagne

    Bailey is a crippled up bum.

    Lester is not out of the woods.

    Buch is a Texas bum heavily influenced by Beckett.

    Dempster came from the Dumpster.

    Doubront is a fat slob.

    Lackey is a slackey.

    Salty is a butcher.

    Drew is a butcher.

    Gomes and Nava are back-up profiles.

    Ellsbury is a reverse pivot jitterbug.

    Papi and Naps will be hurt at any instant.

    Middlebrooks is worse than Drew.

    Pedey lost his "pop".

     

    Did I leave anyone out?

     

     



    Bill-806: PUT 'EM ALL IN A PACKAGE, BEN!!!!!

     

     

      "YOUR GOSH DARN RIGHT" !!!   I ordered the PACKAGE, and I would do it again !!!    You want the truth ?? You can't take the truth !!!!


     

     




     

     

     

    You must wear clown shoes.

     

    No, but you must admit, this is really funny !!!!!Cool


     




    Actually it wasn't funny at all since you screwed up the line dufus!  It's "You can't HANDLE the truth!!"

     
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    In response to Kingface12's comment:

    In response to Bill-806's comment:

     

    In response to ConanObrien's comment:

     

    In response to Bill-806's comment:

     

    In response to Hfxsoxnut's comment:

     

    In response to moonslav59's comment:

     

    Hanrahan = Gagne

    Bailey is a crippled up bum.

    Lester is not out of the woods.

    Buch is a Texas bum heavily influenced by Beckett.

    Dempster came from the Dumpster.

    Doubront is a fat slob.

    Lackey is a slackey.

    Salty is a butcher.

    Drew is a butcher.

    Gomes and Nava are back-up profiles.

    Ellsbury is a reverse pivot jitterbug.

    Papi and Naps will be hurt at any instant.

    Middlebrooks is worse than Drew.

    Pedey lost his "pop".

     

    Did I leave anyone out?

     

     



    Bill-806: PUT 'EM ALL IN A PACKAGE, BEN!!!!!

     

     

      "YOUR GOSH DARN RIGHT" !!!   I ordered the PACKAGE, and I would do it again !!!    You want the truth ?? You can't take the truth !!!!


     

     




     

     

     

    You must wear clown shoes.

     

    No, but you must admit, this is really funny !!!!!Cool


     

     




    Actually it wasn't funny at all since you screwed up the line dufus!  It's "You can't HANDLE the truth!!"

     

    Thank you......  A real knee slapper !!!


     
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