Ortiz and Chuck Norris

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    Ortiz and Chuck Norris

    On the rare occasion that Ortiz makes an out, said out, injures the other team's best player.

    When David Ortiz speaks, EF Hutton listens.

    Michael Wacha has Ortiz pajamas.

    When Ortiz flies back to Boston, Cardinals can't fly.

    If you put all of Ortiz's playoff homeruns back to back, they would reach to infinity and beyond.

    Deciding to pitch to Ortiz, automatically disqualifies you from joining Mensa.

     
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    if chuck norris threw a round house at david ortiz he would hit chuck norris into the red sox bullpen!

     
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    If Chuck Norris threw a round house, at David Ortiz, he would hit it with a square bat.

     
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