PLEASE no more Lackey!
PLEASE no more Crawford!

PLEASE no more Beckett with a sore lat!
PLEASE no more Gonzalez hitting .260 for 23 million dollars!

PLEASE no more not being able to just lay a bunt down1
PLEASE no more not being able to hit the cutoff man!

PLEASE no more not being able to throw even somewhat accurately to home plate!
PLEASE no more not running infield ground balls to first base!

PLEASE no more “D Mac hitting 1.70!!!! I mean 1.70????????????
PLEASE no more Pitchers not being able to throw a freaking strike!

PLEASE no more umpires who cannot, I mean cannot call a strike a strike!
PLEASE no more……

Am I missing anything else!