Would you vote for this poster for President in 2012?

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    Would you vote for this poster for President in 2012?

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    ZILLAGOD
     

    Reasons to vote for this individual:
    honest
    individual of integrity
    not beholding to extremist special interests groups
    there will be no lobbyists in his administration
    baseball's opening day will be a National holiday
    Since he is became a multimillionaire by portraying a Japanese movie monster, he will accept only a yearly salary of one dollar.

     
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  3. Officer: "Would you fight for this great republic and-"
  4. Moe: "Republican? No I'm a Democrat!"
  5. Curly: "Not me, I'm a pedestrian"
 
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    Zil told us we either had to vote for him or he would squish us like bugs and eat us. I intend to comply!
     
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    We might have to promnote Red to Supreme Court justice to keep him on the straight and narrow path!
     
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    I would vote for this poster.


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    I LIKE ZIL



    FOR PRESIDENT

     
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    Top Ten Reasons Why I, ZILLAGOD, Should Be The Next President...
    10) I'm smarter than the last guy

    09) With an oval office, I can't bump into anything

    08) Fox News is already on my side

    07) I will take full advantage of the free food that comes with the job

    06) I have enormous experience apologizing for failed decisions

    05) I will appoint a Commissioner of Baseball

    04) I will also name myself Commisioner of Baseball

    03) I'll save plenty of ink since I only have one name

    02) My vice president will be Curt Schilling

    01) Kick-a.ss inauguration party! Bring a six pack and you're in
     
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    oh the ignominy, The President riding in the cargo hold of Air Force One...Tongue out

     
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    [QUOTE]Officer: "Would you fight for this great republic and-" Moe: "Republican? No I'm a Democrat!" Curly: "Not me, I'm a pedestrian"
    Posted by Mr.Bump[/QUOTE]

    sarge sez throw away those tomatoes I say throw em away...he throws one and hits a senior officer in the kissah.......whahhh! this is an outrage..........

    I grew up with the stooges.......they are making the movie right now down in atlanta as we speak.........wooo woooo wooooo woooo!!!!!!
     
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    Vote for me. As your President, I promise to be honest with you and eliminate all non-essential posters, such as Moon, Harness, and Boom.
     
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    I demand to see zills birth certificate









     
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    I don't think that we would have very good foreign relations with the Japanese.

    They still remember his last visit.
     
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    He's got my vote. We need a pres. with a thick skin.
     
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    the question is who wouldnt vote for a giant lizard for president?
     
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    Everyone is voting for Zil
    Cause he's got the will
    Everyone wants to back -- Zil
    Zil is on the right track.
    'Cause he's got high hopes
    He's got high hopes 
    2012's the year for his high hopes.
    Come on and vote for Zil
    Vote for Zil
    And we'll come out on top!
    Oops, there goes the opposition - ker -
    Oops, there goes the opposition - ker -
    Oops, there goes the opposition - KERPLOP!
    Z-I-L
    Zil's the nation's favorite individual
    Everyone wants to back -- Zil
    Zil is on the right track.
    'Cause he's got high hopes
    He's got high hopes 
    2012 the year for his high hopes.
    Come on and vote for Zil
    Vote for Zil 
    Keep America strong.
    Zil, he just keeps rollin' - a -
    Zil, he just keeps rollin' - a -
    Zil, he just keeps rollin' along.
     
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    I would vote for Zilla, its a shame the one time he made a controversial remark on this board a number of you attacked him with full venom.... and so few more came to his defense.


     
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    Blue Oyster Cult will play at the inauguration.

    Zep would be forced to reunite with Bonham's son on the skin.

    Playing disco would be a federal crime.

    Would Zil actually accept a democratic presidential seat or would he want a true military dictatorship due to outside pressure of his good buddies?

     
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    Face the Nation with Bob Schieffer

    Bob: Our guest this morning is ZILLAGOD. Good morning. When will you make a decision about whether you will run for President?

    Zil: I have a committee looking into this and they will report back to me in August. At which point I will make a decision.

    Bob: How would you handle the debt crisis this country is now facing.

    Zil: First I would make Congress a part time position. I would eliminate their health care and pay them minimum wage. I believe as our founding fathers did that serving this great country is a privilege.

    Bob: You made a controversial statement several years back that baseball management is sissifying

    the game. What did you mean by that?

    Zil: Managers have pitchers on pitch counts. It’s ridiculous! Let me tell you a story about the greatest game ever pitched. This epic confrontation took place between the Braves' Warren Spahn and the Giants' Juan Marichal on July 2, 1963.

    Consider this: On that day, a pair of future Hall of Famers, one with his best days behind him, the other with his career blossoming before him, engaged in a battle never seen before or since. Spahn, already an icon, had debuted during World War II and was in the midst of his 13th and final 20-win season. Marichal, was en route to his first of six 20-win seasons.

    The two men battled through 15 scoreless innings before the game was decided in the 16th. It remains the last time any two pitchers have pitched shutout ball for so long in the same game. Not counting the pitchers themselves, there were five future Hall of Famers in the lineups that day. Both men threw more than 200-plus pitches.

    Today the manager is concerned if his starter goes past 100. And remember this: Spahn was 42!

    Bob: If you are elected President, what would you say to the people of Japan. You have destroyed their towns and cities.

    Zil: Let me be perfectly clear Bob. That was pure make-believe. It was the movies Bob. Toy cities were destroyed. No one got hurt. I made millions making those movies. Millions of moviegoers in Japan loved my movies.

    Bob: We’re out of time. Thank you Zillagod for appearing on Face The Nation.

    Zillagod: No problem Bob.

     
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    In Response to Re: Would you vote for this poster for President in 2012?:
    [QUOTE]Blue Oyster Cult will play at the inauguration. Zep would be forced to reunite with Bonham's son on the skin. Playing disco would be a federal crime. Would Zil actually accept a democratic presidential seat or would he want a true military dictatorship due to outside pressure of his good buddies?
    Posted by jesseyeric[/QUOTE]

    And just think jersey erica, you would make a great first lady!

     
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Would you vote for this poster for President in 2012? : And just think jersey erica, you would make a great first lady!
    Posted by The--Babe--[/QUOTE] jeez Babe, must you always start?...i know it's back and forth, but you seem to go out of your way to hurl an insult at Jess an Steven when you see a post by one of them..you could always choose to ignore instead of picking fights...just sayin'..
     
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    In Response to Re: Would you vote for this poster for President in 2012?:
    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Would you vote for this poster for President in 2012? : jeez Babe, must you always start?...i know it's back and forth, but you seem to go out of your way to hurl an insult at Jess an Steven when you see a post by one of them..you could always choose to ignore instead of picking fights...just sayin'..
    Posted by jete02fan[/QUOTE]

    Sorry jete, but in my book they deserve it.

     
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    or  they could IGNORE the-babe but they don't do they?
     
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    Oh-oh,there could be a scandal brewing for Zillagod.There's a rumor that he has a love child,but he hasn't taken a DNA test as of yet.


     
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