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Posted 09/26/2013 12:56:20 EDT
What flavor of popcorn? Real butter?
Posted 09/26/2013 12:53:01 EDT
Here's how you get over this chick...give her a facial next time you're together. Just shoot it all over her face. You'll feel a lot better afterward. It will help you to move on. Trust me.
Posted 09/26/2013 12:44:25 EDT
Dude, go get yourself some new p00ntang. You'll be fine. And if you need any encouragement, your ex is probably spreading for some new guy right now. Hope this helps!
Posted 09/24/2013 12:50:04 EDT
The guy here sounds like a pretty smart dude - trying to get some p00ntang on the side, juggling balls carefully so none of them hit the ground. Keep it up as long as you can, I say. Life is short. Ge more »
Posted 09/19/2013 01:22:42 EDT
Honey, your boyfriend called me yesterday and said the reason he tokes is because it helps him cope with the fact you don't swallow. Seriously.
Posted 09/16/2013 12:32:15 EDT
Dear â Hopefully a Friend, Boston:
Your ex called here the other day. He said friendship is out, but he wouldn't mind some more of your p u $ $ y. If the answer is no to him, can I have it then?
Posted 09/12/2013 12:38:38 EDT
...he is reaching out to me again and whispering sweet nothings in my ear (via text message, of course; we are in our 20s). The kicker is that he is still seeing the girl that he left me for. Dear Sta more »
Posted 08/29/2013 12:52:33 EDT
These women obviously like the big black d-o-n-g, they got what they paid for, I really don't understand the problem here.
Posted 08/20/2013 12:46:31 EDT
Plus it will show her your romantic side.
Posted 08/20/2013 12:44:49 EDT
You can let this be your pre-Boston crush, have the nice dinner, and then move away -- or you can disclose your feelings and ask if she reciprocates. Or you can just wait, which is what I recommend. more »
Posted 08/13/2013 01:04:16 EDT
This, truly, is brilliant N1k. I'm going to follow this myself.
Posted 08/09/2013 12:35:07 EDT
I would tell her, because ruining people's lives is fun. It's not everyday you get to have fun like that. Take it where you can get it.
Posted 07/23/2013 12:55:52 EDT
Does she spread and offer up the goody-patch? If so, she's good enough for me, one divorce, ten divorces or no divorces. I know I'm showing my deep, romantic, sensitive side, but I can't help it.
Posted 07/18/2013 01:05:16 EDT
Dear Red in the Face: You need another "friend with benefits" to uncomplicate all of this. Allow me to offer my services. I know what you're saying. "But how's that gonna uncomplicate matters?" Just t more »
Posted 06/20/2013 01:24:07 EDT
Wah wah wah, the refs are crooked, blah blah blah. Shaddup, Nancy! The Blackhawks eat monkey k-u-m.
Posted 04/21/2013 04:16:54 EDT
Best idea of all was the poster who suggested dropping the loser off in downtown Boston and letting the public exact justice. Hell, I live in Toronto and I will come to Boston to help out with this. I more »
Posted 02/01/2013 12:55:32 EST
I don't care what anyone says, I want to see Big Z knock Scott's teeth out all over the ice next time we play these a z z-holes. I want Big 33 to make Scott bleed badly. Beat his face in severely!