1. Dany Heatley, Minnesota — That $7.5 million annually looks more dated than a Ferrari Testarossa.
2. James Wisniewski, Columbus — At best, he’s a No. 3 defenseman. Yet somehow scored a six-year, $33 million deal.
3. Joel Ward, Washington — Scored the Game 7 winner against the Bruins last season. But not many fourth-liners pull down $3 million annually.