Noon Get out of bed. Shower.
1 p.m. Go to Subway and get a turkey sub with jalapeno chips. Definitely don’t go to the beach, where you’d just stand on a million little rocks and hang out with horrible people with their shirts off.
2 p.m. See a 3-D movie. Not a big outdoors guy.
5 p.m. Go to driving range. Not too much physical strain. Get an Oreo frappe.
7:30 p.m. Dinner at Nick’s Famous Roast Beef in Beverly. Steak and cheese egg roll.
9 p.m. Fool around at the piano in bedroom for the rest of the night. Eventually make way across the two feet of carpet to bed.